Lord Poseidon is worthless

Chapter 1 01

"Who are you?"

Alipay "smiles" and looks at the handsome man in the tub.

The handsome man raised his long and narrow phoenix eyes slightly, opened his mouth and sprayed bath water all over his face, then frowned slightly, and shouted, "You are presumptuous!"

"???"

Alipay was puzzled, didn't he just ask who he is, why is he presumptuous?Although he is indeed handsome, unrestrained and beautiful, he is unrestrained and unrestrained, and he is very handsome.

"Hurry up and serve tea."

The handsome man is very familiar.

Thinking about what he meant to drink water, Alipay took the cup for him. After the handsome man drank, his red lips moved, "Do you know who this Sea God is?"

Seeing his expression of "ask me quickly, I will tell you if you ask me", Alipay rolled his eyes, and answered him two words neatly.

"Sea God."

"how do you know??"

Poseidon was excited and splashed the water again, Alipay was caught off guard and was covered in water.Wiping off the water from his face, Alipay complained inwardly, it was clearly you who told me.

"Stupid human being, you have successfully attracted the attention of this Seagod. Since you know the identity of this Seagod, why don't you kneel down and salute?" The Seagod snorted and raised his chin in dissatisfaction.

Hello!Is it really okay for you to be so arrogant as a sea god!

Alipay, who fell to the ground covering his chest and vomiting blood, couldn't help recalling how he brought this girl home. The whole thing has to be told backwards for an hour.

an hour ago.

"Boss, are there only a few scallops left today?"

Alipay looked at the lifeless and skinny scallop in the ice water, and asked without giving up, "What else?"

The boss shook his head, "It's sold out. If you want it, I'll weigh it for you. If you don't, we have to close the shop."

Looking at the sky in a blink of an eye, Alipay became anxious, "Don't, don't, I want it."

"to make."

As soon as the boss responded, he picked it up quickly, put it in a bag, wiped his hands, and handed it to Alipay.

"Hey, boss, what kind of water is in that bottle, why does it glow?" Alipay pointed to the wooden table next to the boss, "It's so strange, it looks pretty good."

There was a strange smile on the corner of the boss's mouth, "It's just sea water."

Alipay shuddered, thinking that his smile was weird, so he hurried away with the scallops.He went to the stall next to him to buy side dishes and seasonings, and then walked out of the market calmly with a cigarette in his mouth, heading home.

A month ago, Alipay was still the rich second generation of the coal boss's family that everyone envied. However, a mine disaster not only took away his father, but also took away his life of luxury and wealth. His girlfriend never left, following him around.

"You are the most beautiful cloud in my sky~"

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao called.

"Hello? Well, I'm downstairs, I'll go upstairs soon, you wait for another 3 minutes, be good." While walking up, Alipay said, "Honey, I bought your favorite food today."

Before he finished speaking, he had already hung up the phone, and Alipay smiled helplessly.When Alipay opened the door and entered the house, Mary was playing games in the bedroom, and looked at her watch, it was 07:30.

So he turned around and went into the kitchen to get a basin to put the scallops in. He spit out the sand, but he was too poor. After moving here for half a month, he didn't even buy an iron basin. Bathtub, and then back to the kitchen to wash vegetables and cook.

Alipay's father used to be a nouveau riche, not a rich man, so his education was not left behind. He was instilled with the idea of ​​thrift and frugality since he was a child, so that he now has no golden key in his mouth, and he still manages the house anyway.

While chopping vegetables, he muttered, "The old man just left and went to accompany my mother. Poor me, this time I am really an orphan without a father or a mother."

Just as he was feeling sorry for himself, Alipay suddenly heard a terrifying scream, which almost made him lose his grip on the kitchen knife.Touching his heart, Alipay rushed to the door of the bathroom in a few steps.

"Mary, what's the matter?"

He put his arms around the trembling Mary, and racked his brains to squeeze out a few words that fit the romantic comfort, "Don't be afraid, baby, I'm here."

Snapped--

A crisp sound.

Five finger prints swelled up on Alipay's face, and he was stunned by the slap.

excuseme? ? ?

Immediately afterwards, Mary's face was shaking with pink, and she pointed at the tip of his nose and cursed: "Alipay, you bastard! How dare you bring another woman back! She's even more beautiful than me!"

woman?What woman? ?

"Mary, listen to me--" Alipay just opened his mouth, and got another big mouth on the other side of his face.

"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen!"

"you--"

"You're already in love with someone else!"

"I--"

"Let's break up!"

After all, Mary kicked Alipay hard, went into the room, picked up her big suitcase, and ran away in a hurry.

"..."

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