stjorthotic Chapter 25 Sleeping Together
Chapter 25 Sleeping Together
There was a 'snap', like a slap on Sha Bao's forehead, which stunned him.
After realizing what stupid things the person in front of him did, Sha Bao's indifferent expression cracked for a moment, and he quickly cupped his little hands and breathed out.
It was almost hot, so he covered Fu Li's palm with his little hand and rubbed it lightly, and asked in a low voice, "What is Fu Li doing to pat herself?"
Fu Li's eyes were full of doubts, and he frowned and replied: "I found that there seems to be more than one dog in my brain! I'm afraid there are two! Tell me, will they use my brain as a doghouse, and then in Do some unsightly things in there..."
Before he could finish talking, Fu Li suddenly felt a heat on his forehead, and something soft covered it.
Fu Li stopped talking non-stop, and tried to look up: "Silly treasure?"
Sha Bao didn't respond, only breathing lightly on his forehead, more rapid than usual.
After a long time, the warmth between the foreheads slowly left.
Perhaps it was because of the cold weather in the snow-capped mountains, Sha Bao covered his mouth after withdrawing his head, and Baozi's face was as red as if he had applied a layer of rouge.
Without waiting for Fu Li to ask, he twisted his round body and hurriedly ran towards the large army.
The mountain wind blew and murmured a little stuffy: "Fu Li's forehead is red, Sha Bao will help you Hu Hu, Hu Hu will not hurt—"
Fu Li stood up, not understanding why Sha Bao left in such a hurry.
Could it be that the fat boy has snot all over him again? ?
Fu Li was startled, and hurriedly raised her hand to lightly touch the place where she was kissed.Suddenly, I felt like my fingertips were bitten by a tiny poisonous snake, only numb and numb, but not sticky.
Fu Li moved his hand away quickly like a shock, feeling a little tangled in his heart.
Just now, in order to slap away the barking dog in the sea of consciousness, he really tried very hard!
But Silly Treasure can just whir, why do you want to kiss?Just kiss, but...he seems to stick out his little tongue and lick it?
But after being licked by Shabao, it seems that the place where the photo was taken really doesn't hurt?
Could it be... isn't Shabao actually a weed essence, but a herbal essence that can relieve pain with body fluid? !
Fu Limao suddenly realized, and made up a scene in his head, "The weak Fu Li was seriously injured, and the medicine essence and silly treasure sacrificed his life to save his father!" ''s touching drama, I was immediately moved to the ground.
He took a few strides, and immediately caught up with the short-legged Sha Bao, and sighed vicissitudes of life: "Si Bao... I know it all."
Sha Bao's short legs stopped suddenly, and he was stuck in the snow like a heavy pendant, and he couldn't pull it out.
He bit his lip, clenched a pair of small fists, and raised his head helplessly: "I...you know? I'm sorry, I didn't mean to lie to you, father..."
Seeing Fuli's face full of 'What are you talking about?When I'm just a simple father's loving face—
Sha Bao paused.
Silly Bao realized.
Sha Bao silently swallowed the word 'respect' that was about to blurt out.
He overestimated it!Fu Li's brain circuit was not in line with him at all!
At this moment, Sha Bao, who was so overwhelmed by his loving father's face, deeply felt: It is much better to have dogs in Fuli's head than to have water in his head.
***
Fu Li just learned the true identity of his son Yao Jing, but he still hasn't recovered from the surprise.
Unexpectedly, the dog started chattering in his mind again.
That's right, it's nagging!It's not just dog barking, but dog talking in the true sense!
Because Fuli could clearly hear what the dog said——
"Aww, Great Immortal Bai Ze, bless Xiao Hei to eat two delicious meaty bones tonight, aww~"
Fuli: "..."
A bad premonition arose in Fu Li's heart.
He licked his lips, and looked towards the east with the determination to die.
Sure enough, the calm clouds suddenly surged like a pot of boiling water, and strands of golden mist rolled in from the east.These streams of mist seem to be alive, and they merge into a dog shape for a while, a fleshy bone for a while, and a flat Frisbee after a while.
The Frisbee circled blankly in the air for a few times, and finally found its target. After trembling a few times with excitement, it suddenly rushed towards the strange-looking Fu Li.
Seeing so much power of faith, Fu Li should have been happy, but his expression was very indescribable, and he even wanted to kick these powers of faith away!
He finally understood that his brain was not out of his mind, but that the offering that Ke Ji had promised had begun to be carried out!
After the dogs in Keji's jurisdiction began to worship him devoutly, they naturally developed the power of faith, and these powers belonged to him, and they would gather around him in the dark.
It's just that Fuli is in Kunlun, while Jinyang is far away in the south of the Yangtze River, so the power of faith has to span thousands of miles.
With its slow pace, Fuli has received the wishes of the dogs, and the power of faith came behind.
However, what makes Fu Li feel uncomfortable is not the problem of footsteps, but such a majestic power of faith is definitely not something that three or two dogs can do, there may be dozens or even hundreds of dogs!
This proves... Fuli's sea of consciousness will be bombarded with bullshit!
Fu Li silently covered her head.
Hey, so sweet, but so distressed.
Too many believers is not a good thing!
Fuli at this end is bearing a sweet burden, while Haotian at the other end is still talking nonsense.
"Since the queen mother is the priest in charge of Kunlun, it must not be as simple as guarding Kunlun. It is recorded in the book that Kunlun is the closest place to the shrine. Throughout the ages, thousands of monks have to pass through this Kunlun fairy mountain. So the emperor So in the Kunlun Mountains, a white jade altar was set up for monks to remove common dust and impurities, build immortal bones, condense immortal bodies, gather immortal energy, and truly ascend to immortality."
"That's why the world also calls it—Dengxiantai."
"Climbing to the Immortal Terrace uses the spirits of the four gods and beasts as pillars, and uses the divine power of the Emperor of Heaven as a guide..."
Haotian was in full swing to promote the great merits of the Emperor of Heaven, when a voice with an extremely long ending came from the end of the team:
"Ah—so annoying—"
Haotian paused for a while, then turned his head puzzled.I saw Fu Li walking with his head in his hands, shaking his head, his pretty face wrinkled into a bun.
A string of grumbling complaints came out of Fuli's mouth:
"Ah, so annoying!"
"Why are you talking so much!"
"Tell me about this kind of thing??"
Haotian's face was slightly stiff, almost unable to hold back.
The sympathetic eyes from the team members poked the spine like sharp needles, Haotian smiled wryly, and closed his mouth embarrassingly.
Okay, he's annoying, he talks too much!Is it okay if he stops talking?
There was no words all the way thereafter, even though Lin Qin repeatedly begged Haotian to tell some interesting myths and legends, Haotian remained silent.
***
The difficulty of mountain climbing is not in the beginning, but in persistence.
In the first hour of climbing, excitement and physical strength supported the desire to laugh.
It was feasible until later, the temperature was getting lower and lower, and everyone's physical strength began to lose strength, and some weak people even had to take two mouthfuls of oxygen from time to time.Everyone stopped listening to the story, and just wanted to hurry up and go to the campsite to have a good rest.
After about three hours, everyone finally arrived at the C1 campsite displayed on the navigator.
This is a small basin located in the depressions at the foot of two mountains. It is not too flat, but at least it can block the wind.
Guo Xiangda broke up all the way, and after setting up the tent out of breath, he reverted to his old ways when he had nothing to do, and wanted to provoke Fu Li again.
Doesn't dwarfism mean that he is very good?And that little boy, what face do you show him?He wants to see if he has small arms and legs, does he still have the strength to be arrogant after climbing the snow mountain!
So he approached slowly with a trekking pole, and asked with a pretense of generosity while walking: "How is it, Fuli? Silly treasure? Do you want me to help?"
When he asked this question, Fu Li had just driven the last nail into the snow with his bare hands. He clapped his hands and stood up, looking down at Guo Xiangda: "What did you say?"
Guo Xiangda shifted his gaze from Fu Li's expressionless face to his white and slender wrist, and swallowed.
Reminiscent of the bare-handed palm just now, Guo Xiangda shook his head like a rattle and stammered: "No, it's okay! I just...ask, just ask! Haha..."
Fu Li didn't like Guo Xiangda very much, so he stopped paying attention after a glance.
It was getting dark outside, and everyone in the mountaineering team began to return to their tents one after another. After a night's rest, they had to prepare for the summit tomorrow morning.
As soon as Fu Li got into the tent, a large ball bulged in the sleeping bag, arching around like a puppy seduced by food.
Then, with a swipe, a furry head protruded from the opening of the sleeping bag.Sha Bao, who had turned into a boy, looked at Fu Li in a daze, with hair like a chicken coop on his head.
After a while, Sha Bao smiled brightly, patted his side and said, "Fu Li, come to sleep!"
Fu Li lay down obediently, only to find that the mail from the headquarters was actually a double sleeping bag!
In order to keep warm, the space design of the sleeping bag is very narrow.As soon as Fu Li lay down, it was inevitable that he and Sha Bao would be foot-to-toe and shoulder-to-shoulder.
When Fu Li was not in power, it was common for him to live in caves and river beaches.Sometimes when he was unlucky and was chased away by a group of bullying monsters, he would climb up the tree and hug the branches with his hands and feet, letting the monsters not go down.
So sleeping bags are not difficult for him to accept.
It's just that the headquarters is too inconsiderate.It's good that he and Sha Bao are father and son. If Zhu Lie and Ji Guang came and let them live in a sleeping bag, they might fight directly!
Fu Li opened his eyes and thought about how a pig and a horse should fight, whoever loses wins.After thinking about it, he burst out laughing.
At this time, Fu Li felt a fiery body sticking to his back, and Sha Bao's muffled voice sounded behind him: "What makes Fu Li so happy?"
Fu Li turned to Sha Bao, told him what he was thinking just now, and said comfortingly after finishing speaking: "Fortunately, we are father and son, so there won't be so many unnecessary troubles. What do you think, Sha Bao?"
Sha Bao paused for a moment, looking from Fu Li's angle, his eyes were frighteningly bright even in the dark.
After a while, Sha Bao smiled lowly, and replied vaguely: "Yes... right."
Fu Li didn't notice anything unusual, only felt that Sha Bao's body was extremely hot, just like the night when he just transformed into a shape.
"By the way, Shabao, why is your sleeping appearance so strange?" Fu Li thought of the hard things he encountered that night, and wondered.
strangeness?When he was lying on the couch, he always had the same posture...
Sha Bao was puzzled: "What's so strange?"
Fu Li stretched out his hand and patted the hard spot, saying: "It's here, I don't know if you put your elbow or the sole of your foot, and I accidentally bumped it."
Sha Bao was stunned by Fu Li's unreasonable attack!
He restrained the muffled groan that almost spilled out of his throat, moved his body back without a trace, and lowered his arms in front of him to cover up the instant reaction.
Taking a deep breath, Sha Bao looked at Fu Li with a complicated expression.
Seeing his innocent and innocent face, it was like a fire was lit in his heart, and his whole body was terribly hot.
I don't know whether to be suffocated or angry.
He gritted his teeth, and the god of reason reminded him: Restraint, restraint, showdown at this time, Fu Liding will not forgive you!
But the psychological and physical demon of desire urged him: Come closer, get closer, Fuli is yours!
A battle between gods and demons broke out in Shabao's head!Suddenly, the sky collapsed and the earth cracked, mountains wept and rocks howled!
When it was time to decide the outcome, the Demon of Desire made a move: Fu Li's kiss!
Immediately, the god of reason was defeated like a mountain, beaten to the ground and routed into an army!
Finally, Sha Bao succumbed to the demon of desire.
He is no longer a kind and well-behaved little chubby boy!
He has turned into a bad boy who wants to eat Fuli!
After Fu Li finished asking, she waited silently for Sha Bao's response.
I don't know how long it took before Sha Bao's hoarse and dull voice sounded in Fu Li's ears:
"Fuli... Do you want to know why?"
Fuli nodded.
At the end, thinking that Shabao might not have as good night vision as him, he added: "Of course I want to."
He is a father who cares about his son very much!You must pay close attention to your son's growth, health and living habits.
After speaking, Fu Li felt a fiery hand clasp his wrist.
Sha Bao leaned closer again at some point, Fu Li could see clearly that the distance between their noses was only an inch.
Suddenly, Fu Li's earlobe was lightly bitten, and Sha Bao's voice penetrated into Fu Li's ears like a feather:
"Then Fuli, don't regret it."
regret?Why should he regret it?A qualified old father, the word regret is never in the dictionary!
It's just... Shabao's state is wrong, really wrong.
If the usual Shabao is like a soft white rabbit, then the current Shabao is like a big cat. Although he does not show his sharp claws, he will show his fluffy belly and make a small purr from his throat , and will meow lazily!
Like...like...like what?
Fu Li forgot that word in an instant.
Before he could taste anything, there was a sudden shrill whistle from outside the tent.
Like a bird chirping, and like a whistle filled with the wind, it cut through the dark night without warning.
But Fu Li feels that this cry is more like something that has been waiting for tens of thousands of years, and it will sing happily after it regains its freedom.
The anger that has been suppressed for tens of thousands of years has been tempered with the most unwilling resentment.
Finally, it can be a disaster for the world.