Chapter 244 God Forgives You, I Don't Forgive You
Chapter 244 God Forgives You, I Don't Forgive You
Immediately afterwards, the priest stuffed another piece of candy into Uncle Jiu's mouth and repeated what he said just now. Unexpectedly, Uncle Jiu bit the priest's hand, and the priest fell to the ground in pain, holding his fingers and screaming.
Everyone in the audience panicked, Uncle Jiu gloated, "I feel pretty good, how do you feel?"
The priest was in unbearable pain, with a painful expression on his face: "It feels so painful!"
Uncle Jiu finally felt his anger and found an outlet, stepped forward and kicked the priest fiercely, "You deserve it! I let you open a church and let you harm people!"
On the stage, the priest was chased and beaten by Uncle Jiu, and the people below were stunned. How did this fight so well?
The believers in white robes next to him were busy stepping forward to fight.
The priest said aggrievedly, "God forgives you, but I don't forgive you!"
The eldest lady stood in the audience and stomped her feet anxiously. A good event was ruined just like that. Seeing this, Wencai hurried forward to express his opinion, "Don't worry, don't worry, leave this matter to me, I promise to take care of it! "
Isn't it just a little old lady? It's hard to say.
As he said that, Wen Cai jumped onto the stage and rushed forward to pull Uncle Jiu who was beating the priest away, but was kicked and flew away by Uncle Jiu.
Wen Cai fell to the ground, clutching his chest and looking at the little old lady in front of him with an incredulous expression.
no?I was kicked away by an old lady?
This is too embarrassing!
Wen Cai gritted his teeth, stood up straight with a carp, and rushed to the old lady again, only to be kicked away by the old lady again.
shame!
Naked humiliation!
Wen Cai was lying with the priest, looking at the old lady opposite with resentment, why is this old lady so tough!
"Wen Cai, are you alright?" Qiu Sheng deliberately stood next to the eldest lady and asked with a smirk on his face, "I'm sorry to make you laugh, my junior has been physically weak since he was a child, look at me!"
Wen Cai was lying on the stage, almost pissed off by Qiu Sheng.
Qiusheng, you bastard, how dare you add insult to injury?You wait for me!
Wen Cai cursed secretly, but in the blink of an eye, Qiu Sheng just jumped onto the stage, and a parabola came directly in the air, following the trajectory of his fall just now, and was kicked out by the old lady.
"Hahaha!" Wencai laughed fiercely, "I'll make you laugh again!"
The scene was chaotic for a while, these young men couldn't even subdue an old lady.
Although Uncle Nine was a beater, he was also very angry, especially when he saw his two apprentices, dressed as Westerners, listening to the sermon like a dog here. Back then, these two brats were never so active!
Thinking about it, Uncle Jiu became furious, wishing he could step forward and teach these two guys a lesson.
The four-eyed uncle stood in the audience with squinted eyes like a passer-by he didn't know.
Han Feng was just about to go into the dilapidated basement to find the whereabouts of the Western Zombies, but there was a commotion on Uncle Jiu's side.
Han Feng had no choice but to stop, and the eldest lady next to him was anxiously looking for him in the crowd, "Mr. Han, what are you doing here?"
When Han Feng was asked, he felt guilty, but before he could reply, the eldest lady said anxiously, "Mr. Han, can you help? There is a fight over there?"
Han Feng asked knowingly, "Oh, who is it?"
"The old lady didn't know what was going on, but suddenly bit the priest, and now the scene is out of control!"
"It doesn't matter. The old lady may have been bitten by a dog before and got rabies, so she bit people in the church. How about it, I'll go and have a look, don't worry."
For some reason, hearing what Han Feng said, the eldest lady felt inexplicably safe and at ease.
Seeing Han Feng's back as he walked away, the eldest lady smiled foolishly, and after recovering, she hurriedly chased after him.
He shouted after Han Feng's buttocks, "Mr. Han, be careful! That old lady is very powerful."
Many believers in the audience were all intimidated by this old lady with small feet at the moment. At first, some people stepped forward to fight, but now no one dared to step forward to fight.
All stood not far away, on guard.
Until a figure as light as a swallow rushed onto the stage.
Han Feng rushed towards the old lady with a stride, and Uncle Jiu couldn't be anyone, he raised his foot and was about to kick her up, Han Feng turned over and hid, and then took advantage of Uncle Jiu's inattention, threw him on the ground He hurriedly whispered in his ear, "Master, I know it's you, please stop making trouble, I have made a major discovery, I will tell you when I get back!"
After listening to Han Feng's words, Uncle Jiu's expression became complicated, and he looked down at his attire, "You brat, you actually recognized me?!"
"I warn you, if you dare to speak out, I will take your skin off!"
"Hey, don't worry, how could I do it. You pretend to obey me, and I will help you out."
Uncle Jiu nodded, a good show between master and apprentice is about to begin.
On the ground, Han Feng helped the old lady up, but the old lady didn't even resist.
The eldest lady in the audience stared straight at her eyes. This Mr. Han really won her heart. Not only is he handsome, he is also knowledgeable, understands English, and is so capable.
He can solve problems that others cannot solve.
Such a man, which woman does not love it.
Dai Wen, the mayor's son next to the eldest lady, saw it and hated it. He looked at Han Feng unconsciously with a trace of jealousy and malicious intentions.
He already regarded Han Feng as a thorn in his side.
"Don't worry, the old lady just had a rabies attack. She doesn't know what she did. I believe that the priest will not argue with him in the name of God, right?"
The priest was supported from the ground by his bald son. Looking at the red fingers bitten, he could only nod aggrievedly, and then said silently, "May the Lord forgive his crimes."
Uncle Jiu snorted secretly, pretending to be weak and helpless, and walked out with the help of Han Feng.
Wencai saw that his sweetheart's eyes were all on Han Feng, and felt that he was ashamed in front of his sweetheart again. He couldn't blame Han Feng for stealing his limelight, but he could only blame himself for being so useless that he couldn't even handle a little old lady.
Uncle Simu came forward to be a good person at this time, and dragged the two nephews from the ground, "Uncle, you are too blind to see, and you didn't say to help just now!"
Hearing Wencai's complaint, Uncle Simu couldn't laugh or cry, "You mean to ask me to do something to an old lady? How is that possible!"
Qiu Sheng rubbed his sore buttocks, "Uncle, don't say that, you really don't have to be the old lady's opponent."
When something like this happened, the priest's fingers were also swollen and congested from the old lady's bite, and he couldn't flip through the Bible. Today's activities had to be temporarily cancelled.
People come with joy and return with disappointment.
Clouds poured out of the church and left one after another.
Qiu Sheng and others also followed Han Feng closely.
On the way back, the little old lady walked faster and faster, and her walking posture became arrogant. She didn’t walk on tiptoes like she did in the church before. Her big feet landed on the ground, and she walked like a man. .
Wen Cai turned pale with shock, "Has this old lady mutated?!"
Walking to a corner where no one was around, the old lady took off the headband and the old lady's clothes on her body, and said to Wencai, "Stinky boy, take a good look! Who am I?!"
"Master, Master!?"
Wen Cai was so shocked that he couldn't even close his mouth.
Qiu Sheng trembled all over. Seeing that the situation was not good, he turned around and was about to slip away, but Uncle Jiu grabbed him by the back collar, "Now I know I'm afraid, didn't you fight against being a teacher just now?"
The two smiled awkwardly, "Master, we were wrong!"
……
Inn.
Uncle Jiu called Uncle Simu, and the three apprentices held an emergency meeting.
The doors and windows are closed, and tea is prepared.
"You three, only Afeng is reliable, Afeng, tell me about your discovery."
Uncle Jiu looked at Wencai and Qiusheng bitterly.
"Master, there is a Western zombie in the basement of that church."
When the voice fell to the ground, everyone tensed up instantly.
The four-eyed uncle who had been lazy all this time also sat up straight in shock, "What? Western zombies?! Did you see it with your own eyes?"
The four-eyed uncle traveled all his life, drove countless corpses, and never encountered a Western zombie.
When Han Feng said this, he immediately caught his attention.
I don't know what this Western zombie looks like, and what is the difference between it and the zombies in this country.
Uncle Simu's professionalism was mobilized, and he waited for Han Feng to tell him in detail with a serious face.
"I didn't see that."
puff haha...
Wencai burst into laughter, "Junior Brother, you are better than the ramen chef at Liji Ramen Shop, haha! I laughed so hard, I've never seen it before, and you're just bragging here!?"
Han Feng didn't pay attention to literary talent.
Continuing to say seriously, "Western Zombies really exist. It's true. Although I haven't seen them, I'm sure 80.00% of them are in the basement of the church."
"Afeng, you can't talk nonsense about this kind of thing. You didn't even go in. How can you tell that there are zombies in the basement? You can also infer that it is a Western zombie?" Uncle Jiu was also a little bit disbelieving.
Han Feng was speechless: Can I say, did I see it on a film and television drama?
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