Zombie: At the beginning, I was appointed by Uncle Jiu to open the museum

Chapter 307 Yin people borrow the way, Yang people avoid it

"Come on, quickly kowtow to Master!"

"Master is here, please accept the disciples."

Han Feng sat on the chair awkwardly, looking at the ten-year-old kneeling in front of him, he felt awkward no matter how he looked at it.

Looking up at Uncle Jiu: Master, is this appropriate?

Accept such a child as an apprentice?

It's so small, what a fart it is!

Seeing Han Feng's thoughts, Uncle Jiu pulled him aside and said in a low voice, "Oh, this old man said he was his son, Master thought that with your current strength, you can take care of your own disciples.

But who would have thought that this old man is so old that his son looks like a grandson.

I promised everything, what else can I do, just accept it reluctantly, huh? "

After finishing speaking, Uncle Jiu pushed Han Feng back onto the chair directly.

Han Feng was speechless.

"Get up, get up."

I never dreamed that the first apprentice I took in in my lifetime would be a ten-year-old child, ha ha, ridiculous.

The old man was overjoyed.

After kowtowing, seeing the child standing there blankly, he reprimanded him with a straight face, "Hurry up and offer tea to Master!"

"Oh." The child clumsily picked up the teacup and splashed it out as he walked. When he handed it to Han Feng, half of it had been spilled.

For the rest, it simply went through a formality, and it was regarded as a formal apprenticeship.

The old man left a few copper coins for the child, and left Yizhuang happily.

Inside the door, the master and apprentice leaned against the door frame, looking at the children playing and running wildly in the yard, with different expressions on their faces.

The corners of Uncle Jiu's mouth rose.

Han Feng was expressionless.

"Master, are you sure you want me to follow Simu Shishu and drive away corpses?"

"Every Taoist priest gets up slowly by driving corpses when he first leaves the teacher."

"Afeng, this is the only way to go."

"Ok."

So ever.

On a dark and windy night, in the woods fifty kilometers west of Yizhuang.

A group of zombies lined up neatly, spitting black ghostly air, stretching their arms forward, jumping on their way.

Paper money was scattered on the ground.

"Whether you want to avoid it or not, you take care of yourself."

"Yin people borrow the way, and Yang people avoid it."

Han Feng was wearing a Taoist uniform and carrying a mahogany sword on his back. While chanting mantras, he swayed paper money and yellow talismans.

With a flick of the bell in his hand, the zombies jumped along.

Suddenly, a burst of thunder exploded, piercing the sky.

Han Feng stopped on his way and looked up at the sky. It was cloudy and his brows were wrinkled. It looked like it was going to rain.

"Master, you are tired, let me help you catch up for a while."

The little apprentice ran over from behind and looked at Han Feng expectantly.

"You come? Hehe, you can pull it down, you don't have that ability yet."

"Oh." The child pouted again in disappointment.

"By the way, Master, it's really strange. Why do they all look the same, jumping and jumping as they walk?"

Han Feng was speechless, but he still patiently explained, "Actually, they can also walk. I made them dance like this, Master."

"Then why did Master make them jump like this?"

"Because of this, they won't run around."

"Then why do they have to stick out their hands?"

The corner of Han Feng's mouth twitched: Why are you a hundred thousand?

"Stretch out your hand and put it on the back of the previous one, so as to prevent you from stepping on the front shoes when you are on the road."

The child chuckled, "Master, you are really thoughtful."

"Nonsense, how about I be your master."

"Master, I have a little urgency to urinate, can I go pee?"

There are so many things.

"go Go."

In the end, just pee when you pee, this kid doesn't know where he learned it.

When he peed, he even stepped on the pillar with his foot.

"Boy, how do you learn how to pee like a dog?"

"Master, I heard people say that dogs used to stand up when they peed, and then they were struck by lightning, and then they learned how to lift up one leg to pee, and then they will be fine."

"..."

You should never guess a child's mind.

As a result, when one stepped on the pillar, the loose pillar was directly kicked down.

After the round pillar fell to the ground, it quickly rolled towards Han Feng.

"Master, be careful!"

Seeing that the thick pillar was about to hit Han Feng, he shouted anxiously.

Han Feng turned his head sharply, and the pillar had already come to his feet.

Fortunately, he reacted quickly and jumped to avoid it.

"Master is worthy of being a master. If I would have been crushed into a meatloaf, huh? Master, look!"

Just after rejoicing, the pillar continued to roll, and a row of zombie brothers behind stood there blankly, motionless.

However, this did not bother Han Feng at all.

The bell in the hand rang, the spell changed slightly, and the zombies started the jumping rope mode.

The first jump finishes the second jump.

Just like that, after the zombies finished jumping one by one, the pillar had already rolled far away.

"Master, you are amazing!"

"Go, why are you always causing me trouble!"

"Master, I was wrong."

The little kid lowered his head guiltily.

"If these customers are ruined by you, how can we compensate them!"

Although Han Feng is not short of this little money, he has never shown his wealth in front of this kid.

Just think of yourself as an ordinary person.

Rumble!

At this time, another flash of lightning flashed across the sky.

The wind rustled the leaves.

"No, it's going to rain soon, so I have to find a place to hide."

"It's okay if you get wet yourself, you can't let these zombies get wet."

"Xiaohu, you'd better follow behind, don't lose the client."

The kid looked like a tiger, and he touched his stomach and said, "Master, when we find a place, let's go eat, okay, I'm so hungry."

Han Feng shook his head helplessly.

This child is just growing up, and he is still screaming after eating three full meals a day.

The bell in his hand rang again.

The zombies continued to jump and hurry.

I don't know how long it took.

Xiaohu shouted happily.

"Master, look, is there a restaurant in front?"

"Restaurant? Haha, it's really a restaurant! Master, hurry up, I'm starving to death."

Xiaohu happily ran in.

Han Feng walked slowly, and he felt that there was something wrong with this restaurant anyway.

How can there be restaurants in the wilderness?

The appearance of this restaurant is too abrupt.

"Wow, what a big restaurant."

The child happily found an empty seat and sat down, and greeted the waiter in the restaurant, "Help me a bowl of fried noodles, oh no, two bowls!"

I also want a bowl for Master.

After such a long journey, Master must be hungry too.

"Thank you, please hurry up a little bit."

This kid, during the time he came out with Han Feng, didn't learn any other skills, but he learned how to order food in restaurants.

Han Feng stood at the door, feeling the yin energy all around, whether he went in or not.

If you say you are alone, then there is absolutely nothing to be afraid of. The key is that there is still a child, plus those zombie customers. If you accidentally lose a few, the money is secondary. The key is that it is difficult to explain to others. .

After thinking about it, he finally stepped in.

However, as soon as he entered, Han Feng noticed that there were quite a few people in the restaurant.

People are eating with their heads down, and no one is talking.

But the behavior is very weird, everyone is very slow, and the face is pale and bloodless, the eyes are empty and lifeless,

It's getting worse and worse.

at this time.

The two bowls of noodles that Xiaohu asked for were brought to the table.