stjorthotic Chapter 1: With my little yellow hair, I'm the most stylish one on the street.
Chapter 1: With my little yellow hair, I'm the most stylish one on the street.
The entrance to the Qinghu District Police Station in Linhai City.
"Find a decent job after you get out, and don't ever come back in!"
"Okay! Okay!"
Lin Yaozu waved his hand, bidding farewell while casually adding a couple of words of agreement.
A few breaths later, the figure disappeared from sight. Officer Zhao couldn't help but shake his head and sigh.
"Hey! Young man, you have hands and feet, why don't you know how to walk the straight path! What are you going to do in the future?"
On the other side, Lin Yaozu passed by the window of a small shop and looked at the figure with dragon and tiger tattoos and yellow hair on his head reflected in the mirror. He couldn't help but twitch the corner of his mouth.
"With my current appearance! Taking the honest path? Even getting a job in a factory screwing in screws is a pipe dream!"
Seven days ago, Lin Yaozu transmigrated, or rather, was reborn in a parallel universe in his own body.
Based on the information I remember, their lives were basically the same at the beginning.
However, things took a turn for the worse in junior high school when my parents died in a car accident that year.
In his previous life, he grew up overnight, rose up to catch up, studied diligently with his head hanging from the beam and his thigh pricking with an awl, and became a qualified servant in society.
In this life, he simply gave up, dropped out of school after junior high, and willingly degenerated into a low-level hoodlum who never committed major mistakes but constantly made minor ones.
A single thought can lead to two different lives.
"Gurgle gurgle~"
At that moment, a feeling of hunger surged up, and Lin Yaozu reached into his pocket.
One twenty-dollar note and one five-dollar note, totaling twenty-five dollars—that was all his possessions.
"Emmmm..."
After a brief silence, Lin Yaozu walked into the convenience store.
"Boss, give me a box of 22 RMB Liqun cigarettes, a lighter, and a bottle of water."
In just over ten seconds, all assets were wiped out.
For smokers, they can skip meals, but they can't skip cigarettes.
A moment later, Lin Yaozu squatted on the street, puffing on his cigarette, pondering what to do next.
It's simply outrageous that they've fallen into such a miserable state.
thug?
In his view, Lin Yaozu in the parallel universe was not a petty thug at all; at most, he was just a mentally challenged young man.
In fact, Lin Yaozu is in a very awkward situation right now.
They have the ability to make money, but are kept out by various barriers.
After all, with his tattoos and only a junior high school education, he couldn't find a normal job.
Should I go find those fair-weather friends?
Think back to those days when we went hungry for three days straight, and five of us couldn't even scrape together enough money for one meal...
Let's forget about it!
Life is already so hard, let's not make it any harder!
"Damn! When other people transmigrate, they either live a life of luxury or become gods and ancestors. I transmigrate and end up in jail, and after I get out, I might starve to death at any moment. Isn't something wrong with that?"
"Where's the cheat code? Where's the hack? Did they not send it to me?!"
"I didn't die before I transmigrated, and I didn't die after I transmigrated either, so didn't I transmigrate for nothing?"
Lin Yaozu cursed and lit another cigarette, inexplicably exuding a sense of madness.
Upon seeing this, passersby quietly moved away, taking detours whenever possible, and dared not approach even a fraction of a second.
"Damn it, they kept going in like that before, were they trying to freeload a meal?!"
Suddenly, Lin Yaozu seemed to have figured out the truth behind some of his memories.
Just then, a scream rang out.
"Stop thief! Stop thief!"
Shouts came from afar, and a young man carrying a bag came running towards them, followed by a girl who was panting heavily.
Lin Yaozu, already troubled by the future, immediately became angry. He stood up abruptly, and without saying a word, threw the unopened bottle of mineral water at the person.
"What are you shouting for? It's so noisy!"
next moment.
"Bang!"
head shot!
In the blink of an eye, the thief suddenly collapsed on the spot and lost consciousness.
Upon seeing this, the girl was overjoyed and immediately pounced on the bag, grabbing it and starting to check if anything was missing.
At the same time, Lin Yaozu stepped forward, looked him up and down, and a slight smile appeared on his face.
"Ahem... Miss..."
"What 'Miss'? You're the one who's a 'Miss'! Your whole family are 'Miss's'!"
As if by reflex, the girl opened her mouth and spat out venom, her eyes blazing with fury.
Lin Yaozu's smile gradually faded, and his expression turned cold.
"Ma'am, I helped you catch the thief, and in the process, I lost a bottle of water. Shouldn't you express your gratitude?"
"Auntie? You called me auntie?"
The girl screamed in anger, but when she looked up and saw the blond man with dragon and tiger tattoos in front of her, a look of horror flashed in her eyes.
Immediately afterward, he took two steps back in fright, glancing at the thief on the ground and then at Lin Yaozu.
Suddenly, the thief lying on the ground seemed quite upright.
Lin Yaozu felt inexplicably offended again. He raised his eyebrows with a dark face and rubbed his right thumb and index and middle fingers together twice, making a simple and easy-to-understand gesture.
"Thank you! Don't you understand what I mean?"
Although it wasn't explicitly stated, most normal people understand what it means!
Seeing this, the girl looked the two of them over again and spoke again with a suspicious tone.
"You're not in cahoots with this thief, are you? You tried to steal but failed, so you switched to scamming?"
Not far away, a group of onlookers had gathered, watching the unfolding events with great interest.
The girl cleverly asked for help from those around her.
"Could someone please help me call the police?"
As soon as he finished speaking, someone in the crowd replied.
"Don't worry, it's already been done."
Within two minutes, police officers from the Qinghu District Police Station arrived at the scene.
It's less than two streets from here, so this speed is normal.
Among them was Officer Zhao, with whom they had recently separated.
"Lin Yaozu, it's you again?"
Upon hearing this, the girl's face immediately showed an expression of "I knew it."
In her view, her suspicions were indeed true.
Clearly, these two are in cahoots; this is all an act.
Lin Yaozu's face darkened further. He chuckled, lit a cigarette, and spoke with a roguish air.
"Hey, hey, hey, Lao Zhao, what do you mean 'it's me again'? I was just doing a heroic job; the one lying on the ground is the thief!"
He sighed again as he spoke.
"Hey! I never thought my first good deed would turn out like this. Prejudice in people's hearts is a mountain that you can't move no matter how hard you try."
Upon hearing this, the onlookers hesitated, as did the police officers.
Only the girl still harbored resentment towards someone for calling her "Miss" first and then "Auntie," and retorted disdainfully.
"Hmph! You don't look like a good person!"
Lin Yaozu glanced at it disdainfully, his tone laced with sarcasm.
"That's still much better than you, you ungrateful wretch! You appear respectable on the surface, but who knows what dirty tricks you're up to behind the scenes!"
These words struck a nerve with the girl, and she immediately flew into a rage.
"Holy shit, you son of a bitch!"
Lin Yaozu, however, was not one to back down and immediately retorted.
"You son of a bitch, you %@$#……"
The crowd of onlookers grew larger and larger, much like the swarms of badger watching a melon patch.
The thief was left unattended, and the good Samaritan almost got into a fight with the victim. This scene is truly one in a million.
Not far away, Officer Zhao, feeling a bit of a headache, waved his hand.
"Alright! Take them all away, we'll deal with them at the station!"