Enjoyment-oriented male god

15: Gently hum in someone's ear

Xiao Ze seemed to have planned this all along, and upon hearing this, he replied directly:

"I've been having trouble sleeping lately. Could you try to put me to sleep tonight and see if that helps?"

"Huh?" Li Xiwei was stunned and asked subconsciously.

"How do you lull someone to sleep? Like you would a child?"

"Heh." Xiao Ze sneered, his tone mocking:

"You're really creative! You even know such an amazing and rare way to lull a child to sleep?"

"You are absolutely one in a million, a brilliant strategist on campus."

Li Xiwei could certainly hear the sarcasm in Xiao Ze's tone.

Although he was inwardly ashamed and angry, he dared not show it on his face, and instead wore a troubled expression.

"But I really don't know how to put people to sleep! Do you want me to hypnotize you?"

Xiao Ze sneered, "Looks like learning how to coax someone to sleep is harder than getting into a top university?"

"I'll give you half an hour. If you still can't do it, get out. My temple is too small to accommodate someone as important as you."

After saying that, Xiao Ze got up and went back to the master bedroom, no longer bothering to talk to her.

Lying back on the master bedroom bed, Xiao Ze patiently opened his mother's WeChat voice message.

The dozen or so voice messages totaled nearly 600 seconds.

Xiao Ze took out his college entrance examination score of 580 and summarized it.

Actually, these 600 seconds of audio can be summarized in just three sentences!

"My son is amazing!"

"Son, keep three thousand to treat yourself, and Mom will save the rest for your future wife."

"Go, son!"

"What a tragedy!" Xiao Ze sighed deeply.

Without daring to be polite with my mother, I decisively accepted the three thousand yuan that had been transferred back.

Just then, the property manager called.

As soon as Xiao Ze answered the phone, he heard the respectful voice of Xiao Zhang, the property manager, on the other end.

Judging from her voice, it even gives the impression that she is bowing while speaking into the receiver.

Property manager: "Mr. Xiao, your large apartment comes with four parking spaces, but you..."

Xiao Ze interrupted, "Just tell me how much more money you want to pay?"

Property manager: "Each parking space here costs one million, you will need to pay an additional six million."

Xiao Ze: "No problem, send me the card number, I'll transfer the money to you via online banking."

Property manager: "There's something else I need to ask you. I've arranged for the other party to deliver the car to your door before 8:00 AM tomorrow. Is that alright with you?"

"If that doesn't work, I'll arrange for it to be delivered tonight."

"Just send it tomorrow." Xiao Ze hung up the phone.

At this moment, all three roommates also sent WeChat messages.

Xu Baoqiang: (Aze, if you know of any part-time jobs that pay well, don't forget to let me know, thanks bro.)

Dong Dapeng: (If Brother Ze needs to buy an umbrella, send me your location and I'll buy one and send it to you right away.)

Yang Xiaoming: (Aze, where are you and the class monitor? When are you two coming back?)

(Aze, tell me the truth, you and the class monitor are together, right?)

(Aze, can you come back tonight? I have something to tell you, please come back?)

Xiao Ze twitched the corner of his mouth, somewhat speechless, and a little sympathetic.

After a moment's thought, I sent Yang Xiaoming two voice messages.

Xiao Ze: "Although she and I aren't in the kind of romantic relationship you're thinking of, that's not the point."

"The point is, even if you were the only boy in the whole school, she wouldn't be interested in you because you're too ordinary."

The voice message was just sent.

Li Xiwei walked in with a slightly flushed face, and asked shyly:

"It's only a little past nine o'clock, you...you're going to sleep now?"

I didn't sleep well last night, and I'm exhausted after a long day. All I want to do now is sleep.

After saying that, Xiao Ze got up and stood boldly by the bed.

Although she didn't say anything, Li Xiwei, who had been trained all day, was now quite perceptive in this regard and immediately understood.

She quickly reached out and began to undress Xiao Ze, all the while inwardly ranting:

"You expect to be waited on hand and foot all day long, and you still have the nerve to complain about being tired? Why don't you work yourself to death, you stinky bear!"

This was, after all, the second time she had undressed Xiao Ze.

Aside from getting to the last level and turning my head away, too embarrassed to look,

At other times, he can maintain eye contact without changing his expression.

Having lost everything, Xiao Ze lay back down on the warm, soft bed.

She had clearly planned everything before entering the house.

So I turned off the bedroom ceiling light and bedside lamp without hesitation.

The bedroom was suddenly filled only with the silvery moonlight streaming in from the floor-to-ceiling windows.

She first pulled the thin silk quilt over Xiao Ze's exposed body to cover him.

Then he took off his slippers and climbed into the big bed.

Xiao Ze, lying in bed, was really curious at this moment, wondering how she would coax him to sleep.

To be honest, Xiao Ze didn't know how to coax others to sleep either, and he was too lazy to search for it.

He felt that all he needed to do was make his requests and enjoy the experience; he didn't need to know anything else in such detail.

I can teach her massage myself.

But I won't teach her how to lull her to sleep.

Before Xiao Ze could finish his thought,

In the darkness, the familiar scent of lemon and mint wafted over.

Xiao Ze clearly felt her delicate body close to his as she lay down on her side.

He could even feel her body temperature through the thin silk quilt.

Xiao Ze was surprised, wondering if Doubao had taught her how to lull her to sleep.

Is this still supposed to be putting someone to sleep? Should we change the first word?

Just as I thought of this, I felt her reach out and push me, whispering:

"lie down."

Without thinking twice, Xiao Ze immediately turned to face her.

Her breath landed on her neck.

It feels a little warm and a little itchy.

Xiao Ze's heart stirred slightly.

To be honest, he had never been with a girl like this before.

I slept with my mother during kindergarten, but have been sleeping alone since elementary school.

I've never slept like this before.

Xiao Ze suddenly felt a little hot.

Just as Xiao Ze was considering whether to kick the blanket aside to cool off,

In the darkness, all that could be heard was her scolding:

"Turn to your side, with your back to me!"

Although Xiao Ze was a little reluctant,

But wanting to know what trick she was up to, he did as she said and turned over.

Immediately, he felt her palm pressed against his back through the thin blanket.

She raised her head again and brought her mouth close to her ear.

While gently patting each other, they whispered to each other:

"In principle, I don't like...playing with...the silly one...but if...it's you..."

"Snap, snap, snap."

Even if you're mentally challenged, brainless... little bastard, I'd still play with you.

"Snap, snap, snap."

Xiao Ze bumped his back against her chest and sneered:

"You think I won't be unable to hear what you're saying just because you speak softly?"

"Stop whispering, try something else."

Ten seconds later.

In the darkness, she patted gently and hummed in her ear:

"I'll accompany you to watch the sunrise and sunset, to witness the changing seas, and to write poems of memories with you, word by word."

"Snap, snap, snap."

"I'll rewrite the story with you, I'll travel the world with you, just because you understand me, and you are destined to be the lifeblood of my heart..."

"Snap, snap, snap."