stjorthotic Chapter 165 A Man's Instinct to Show Off! Di Jun: My driftwood is ripped apart!!!
Chapter 165 A Man's Instinct to Show Off! Di Jun: My driftwood is ripped apart!!!
"Lu Ya, quick, quick, let your Senior Brother Zhao see your learning results!"
Lu Ya obediently took the bait from his arms.
He took out a jade slip that was shimmering with blue data light.
He respectfully handed it to Zhao Gongming.
"Senior brother, please look, this is the book on the path of cyber cultivation artifacts."
"It contains detailed information about the psionic giant cannons cultivated in the Imperial World."
"The principles and operating principles of warship engines and other similar systems!"
Zhao Gongming took the jade slip and probed it with his divine sense.
I only glanced at it twice.
His eyes grew brighter and brighter.
A twisted, fanatical smile gradually crept onto his lips.
"Wonderful! Spiritual energy compression, rune array, causal guidance..."
"If you add my abstract concepts to this thing..."
Zhao Gongming suddenly raised his head.
He stated it with considerable certainty.
"It can be integrated; it can absolutely be integrated into the Dao of Abstract Laws!"
"And its power is absolutely explosive!"
Di Jun immediately became so excited that his face turned bright red.
He rubbed his hands together, asking impatiently.
"Nephew, what do you think..."
"Could you grant me my Demon Court?"
"Should we also forge one of those super cannons?!"
"I saw it there before."
"When that giant cannon fired, the stars shattered."
"It looks really powerful!"
"How impressive it would be to have this placed at the South Heavenly Gate!"
Zhao Gongming waved his hand and readily agreed.
"No problem!"
"Leave it to me!"
"As long as there are enough materials, let alone giant cannons."
"I'll even build you a Star Destroyer!"
Without hesitation, Di Jun directly retrieved the most top-tier items from the treasure vault.
Nine Heavens Star Meteorite Iron and Great Sun Golden Crow Divine Flame Crystal.
They stuffed it all into Zhao Gongming's hands.
……
Zhao Gongming held the materials.
They went straight into the Demon Court's secret weapon-refining chamber.
The Nine Dragon Cauldrons roared, symbolizing the convergence of cyber technology and the abstract Dao of the primordial world.
The first collision has officially begun!
Forty-nine days later.
Boom!
A muffled thud, as if it could tear eardrums, exploded in the sealed room.
Zhao Gongming is carrying an exaggeratedly shaped object.
A giant missile with a thick barrel and a propulsion unit at the rear.
He came out with his face covered in soot.
[Ding! Congratulations, host, you have successfully refined it!]
[Magic Item Name: Superb Bridge-Blocking Cruise Missile]
[Rank: Acquired Spiritual Treasure (Conceptual Level)]
[Conceptual Attribute: Absolute Guidance, Causal Explosion!]
[Effect: Launching this missile will grant a 100% hit rate causal lock!]
No matter where the enemy hides, the missiles will cross space and precisely strike them!
[Causes terrifying explosion and knockback effects!]
[Note: This missile embodies the concept of absolute non-lethality!]
[Explosions only destroy the enemy's defenses and dignity; they are pure physical torture and psychological intimidation!]
[Side effect: A tragic news anchor who has lost both parents!]
[Restriction: The user must press the launch button at the exact moment!]
[They must kneel on both knees, bury their heads in their hands, and display an expression of despair and grief!]
[Dialogue: He must use a broken, hoarse voice, tinged with sobs, to scream out that classic abstract wail with heart-wrenching intensity!]
"My driftwood is torn!"
"My driftwood is ripping apart!!!"
You have to scream out that feeling of unbearable pain.
Otherwise, the missile will explode in their own hands.
Looking at this huge cruise missile.
Let's look at the side effects of filial piety.
Zhao Gongming wiped the soot off his face.
I couldn't help but gasp.
"Wow, this combination of cyber technology and abstract laws..."
"Leaving aside the destructive power for now."
"This level of filial piety is simply unparalleled in history!"
"Uncle-Master Dijun, for the sake of the Demon Court's firepower coverage."
"I can only say that you'll have to suffer the injustice of... losing your parents again!"
Looking at the exaggeratedly designed, superb bridge-blocking cruise missile that Zhao Gongming carried out.
Di Jun's originally excited expression.
After hearing about the extremely filial side effects, they froze instantly.
His face turned ashen, as if he had eaten ten pounds of uncleaned intestines.
His facial features were all contorted in a grimace.
"No... Junior disciple, aren't these side effects a bit too outrageous?!"
Di Jun pointed at the missile, his face full of resistance.
"I am the Great Emperor of the Demon Race, a dignified Quasi-Saint at the peak!"
"You want me to kneel on the ground, bury my head in my hands, and wail that my parents are dead?!"
"How could I possibly utter such treasonous and inhuman words?!"
"What about my imperial dignity?!"
Hearing Di Jun's complaints.
Dijiang, standing to the side picking his nose.
But he remained completely calm.
She even rolled her eyes dismissively.
He interrupted with a self-righteous air.
"Tch, so pretentious!"
"I don't think there's anything wrong with this at all!"
"Di Jun, you are a born deity born from the Sun Star."
"We are the ancestral witches formed from the essence and blood of the father god Pangu."
"We never really had parents in the traditional sense!"
"You were born from the sun, what's wrong with you shouting a few words?"
"Anyway, you don't actually have parents who want you to bring bad luck, so what are you afraid of?"
"Just think of it as chanting a spell!"
Upon hearing this, Di Jun's expression instantly turned as if he had eaten feces.
I can't swallow it, and I can't spit it out.
He pointed at Dijiang, trembling with anger.
"You...you..."
"That's the logic, and it's sound!"
"But the problem is, saying those words just doesn't feel right!"
"Do you get me?"
"This concerns my mental health!"
Seeing that Di Jun was still dawdling and stubbornly clinging to his pride.
Dijiang immediately became impatient.
With a wave of his hand, he shouted at Zhao Gongming.
"Ugh, you're so slow!"
"Brother Zhao, if Emperor Jun doesn't want this magic weapon, I'll take it!"
"I'm not afraid of bringing bad luck to my parents; I'd even swear on the name of Pangu, the Father God!"
"Give it to me, I'll use it to blow up that old bastard Dongwanggong!"
Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming suppressed a laugh.
He deliberately put on an expression that said, "Since that's the case, I'll just go with the flow."
He was about to hand the missile to Dijiang.
"Well, since Uncle-Master Dijun finds it difficult, then I won't insist..."
"Wait!"
Before Zhao Gongming could even reach out his hand...
Swish!
Di Jun is like a vicious dog guarding its food.
With lightning speed.
Like a hungry tiger pouncing on its prey, it tightly embraced the massive cruise missile!
He held the missile tightly to his chest.
He glared at Dijiang with eyes blazing with fury, loudly declaring his sovereignty.
"Get lost!"
"This is an abstract magical artifact forged from the meteorite iron of my Nine Heavens Stars!"
"Why should we give it to you, you big, burly old man?!"
"Damn it, I haven't even settled the score with you for stealing my sister-in-law yet!"
"You dare try to steal my treasure? Dream on!"
While holding the missile, Di Jun suddenly had a brilliant idea.
He looked at Dijiang defiantly.
He raised his chin and loudly provoked her.
"Dijiang, weren't you so awesome?"
"If you're a real man, you'll stand right here today."
"Help me test the power of this abstract magical artifact!"
"Do you dare? If you don't, you're not a real man!"
"Don't brag in front of Sister Wangshu anymore!"
……
Not far away, the three goddesses of the moon, Xihe, Changxi, and Wangshu, were present.
He stared helplessly at the two people who were nearly tens of millions of years old combined.
Yet, he was a prehistoric overlord who acted like a three-year-old child, always bickering.
Zhao Gongming stood aside, watching this scene unfold.
I couldn't help but feel a profound philosophical reflection.