Transformed Into Twin Actresses, Presenting An Introductory Story For Entertainment

Chapter 359 The Devil Boy Came To The World, Li Jing Disrespected The Immortal Master!

Here, real Taiyi rides a pig and drives drunk.

the other side.

The mountains are continuous and beautiful.

In the picturesque scenery in the style of ink and wash, Li Jing helped Mrs. Yin, who had a big belly, to visit a mountain temple.

Along the way, the people respected Li Jing and his wife very much.

Not only because Li Jing is the commander-in-chief of Chentangguan, sitting in one side. At the same time, it is also because the couple eliminates demons and protects the land and water.

However, the impression of Mrs. Yin who left the country was subverted again, completely different from the previous image of Mrs. Yin.

I saw her holding the chicken leg in her left hand and the pancake in her right hand, walking with a big belly but in a heroic manner. When she crossed the gate of the temple, she didn't let Li Jing support her, and jumped over directly.

Sturdy!

Beep!

People can't help but sweat for the child in her stomach.

This mother is really a tiger!

However, when the audience thinks that the child in her womb is the future Nezha... well, it's really hard to say who is more sturdy between the mother and son.

The screen changes.

"410" Li Jing knelt on the futon, folded his hands and bowed devoutly, but Mrs. Yin stood proudly aside, not even looking at the statue, she took out an apple from nowhere

Bit by bit.

"Ma'am, are you here too?" Li Jing said.

Mrs. Yin rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Bye, bye, it's been three years, and if I can't come out again, I will smash this ruined temple!"

Just halfway through speaking, Mrs. Yin made a sudden move and threw the apple directly at the statue.

This temper tantrum......

Sudden.

The temple was broken, and the real Taiyi and a big fat pig fell from the sky and smashed the statue.

The funny thing is, just now it was Taiyi real person riding a pig, now it is a pig riding a Taiyi real person.

Li Jing and Mrs. Yin are a million points confused.

The real Taiyi struggled to get out from under the pig, and sang Trump: "I am the real Taiyi of the Golden Light Cave in Qianyuan Mountain..."

boom!

Before the word "person" was uttered, a stone the size of a human head fell from the sky and hit Daoist Taiyi right on the forehead.

"Man..." This was his last stubbornness after falling to the ground.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's over, Master Taiyi has really become a funny man."

"Hahahaha, it's too much."

"My back hurts from laughing."

The screen changes.

dusk.

Chentangguan, Li Mansion.

When the people heard that Mrs. Yin was finally going to give birth, they came to congratulate her one after another.

Someone prepared a plaque for "Happy son", a matchmaker came to say goodbye to the third son who was about to be born, and a musician created the song "Lingzhu came to the world" bed frame The prince of Jifu was born

But behind the laughter and joy, there is a hidden danger.

Shen Gongbao refused to accept that real Taiyi became the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun, and he also appeared at Chentangguan, ready to play tricks.

He first used two puppet talismans, one to stick on the servant of Li's mansion, and the other to stand on the midwife.

Then, he ordered the servants who controlled him to deliver wine to Master Taiyi. He knew that his senior brother was addicted to alcohol, so he would definitely be fooled.

Sure enough, Daoist Taiyi couldn't bear the temptation, drank the drugged wine and passed out.

But it's a pity that the treasure lotus with the spirit beads and magic pills was cast by Yuanshi Tianzun, and only the real Taiyi can open it.

The servant controlled by Shen Gongbao had no choice but to beat Daoist Taiyi in the stomach with his fist, trying to beat him out of drinking.

At this time, it happened that Mrs. Yin had a dystocia, and the child could not be born alive. Li Jing came to look for Master Taiyi anxiously, and saw this scene.

"How can this be done? It's too impolite! It's detrimental to elegance! How decent!" Li Jing hurriedly stopped

"My lord, Madam can't stand it anymore." The midwife shouted loudly.

Li Jing: "Let me come!"

"Hit, hit, hit, hit!" Li Jing yelled, and his fists landed on Taiyi Daoist's naked belly like a storm, creating waves of flesh.

"Hahahaha, he himself said that he was degrading, but he turned out to be more ruthless than others!"

"puff!"

"Li Jing: It smells so good."

"Disrespect Immortal Master!"

"No way, my wife is urgent!"

"I think this Li Jing is interesting."

"It means that Nezha will be better before he is born. When Nezha is born and turned into a meat ball, he will still be cruel. Li Jing and Nezha, who seem like father and son, are actually enemies.

Under the "care" of Li Jing's fist, Master Taiyi vomited the wine and woke up.

Immediately afterwards, under Li Jing's reminder, he hurried to Baolian, intending to take out the spirit beads and magic pills.

But saw Taiyi real person stopped moving, his eyes looked at Baolian motionless, with a serious expression.

Seems silly.

two seconds.

three seconds.

The air was suddenly quiet.

Not even the soundtrack.

Li Jing and his servant looked at Baolian, then at Funny Man, then at Baolian, and then at Funny.

Finally, Li Jing couldn't take it anymore: "What are you waiting for...?"

Taier Zhenren: "I can't remember the password."

Li Jing and the servant were startled.

Shen Gongbao fainted.

The audience was eating popcorn and drinking soda, all of which were sprayed out.

There were bursts of laughter in the theater.

"It's okay if you forget the password...hahahaha."

"Mrs. Yin: I will really thank you."

"How did you become a real person? Daoist."

"I laughed so hard, my stomach hurts!"

"Hahahaha, we look like exams but don't know how to do the questions..."

"Laughing and crying, this is really a funny movie."

"This guy is definitely a funny man."

"I almost fainted from the laughter of this real Taiyi."

But that's not all.

After Taiyi Daoist failed to unlock it for the first time, he continued to try three times, and it was obvious that they all failed again.

"It doesn't make sense." Master Taiyi put his hand on his chin and thought.

Li Jing asked: "What will happen if you make mistakes five times?"

Taiyi Chuan Puyin: "Baolian locks automatically, and you can try it after ten years.

"Pfft!" Li Jing clutched his chest, his face full of pain.

The servant held his head in his hands, frantic.

Shen Gongbao bit the wood into pieces.

The audience also laughed so hard.

It is obvious that Mrs. Yin's childbirth is a very tense, urgent, life-and-death matter, but here, because of the scumbag of real Taiyi, everyone is laughing, and they can't help it.

Finally, Daoist Taiyi remembered the fingerprint to unlock and opened Baolian.

But at this moment, Shen Gongbao made a move.

He secretly manipulated and took away the Lingzhu, and put the magic pill in the place of the original Lingzhu.

———The magic pill is activated.

A series of red talismans flew into Mrs. Yin's stomach.

The devil boy Nezha was born!

Mrs. Yin was pregnant for three years and gave birth to a meat dumpling.

When the people carried him out of the room, both Li Jing and Master Taiyi were frightened.

Especially Daoist Taiyi, as Yuanshi Tianzun's disciple, actually hid on Li Jing's body and hugged him tightly.

Immediately afterwards.

Meatball showed his devilish side. He was born with only one head, and rolled around on the ground, causing people to flee in all directions.

After a while, he grew into a child and became even more powerful.

Like a born devil.

Manipulating the flames, unscrupulously harming the world.

Seeing this, Master Taiyi had no choice but to sacrifice the artifact Qiankun Circle to trap Nezha.

He waved his fly whisk, and originally wanted to get rid of Nezha while he was still young, so as not to cause more disasters and make the world miserable.

But just when his fly whisk was about to fall on Nezha, Mrs. Yin, who was supposed to stay in the house and had just had a baby, appeared in front of Nezha and held Nezha in her arms: "Don't hurt me!" My child, don't hurt my child."

Mrs. Yin spoke weakly, her voice trembling and crying.

She didn't care what the child used to be, she only cared that it was the child she had been pregnant for three years.

She was so tough before, but now she is so weak, looking at Taiyi and the common people with a hint of pleading in her eyes.

Poor parents in the world. .