stjorthotic 519: I will be the big brother of society in the future
519: I will be the big brother of society in the future
519: I will be the big brother of society in the future
Wang Miaomiao's face also changed at this time.
Sharp-eyed audience posted a barrage:
"Look, Miao Miao's face has become smooth!
"More delicate skin!"
Male netizens are puzzled:
"Is there? I don't see it. 35
Female netizens:
"Of course you men can't see it.
"It's getting better!"
"This charm is love, and I will buy it even if I don't have acne.
Wang Miaomiao found a mirror to look at it, and kissed Lin Xuan's face with joy.
When she came to her senses, she was so shy that she turned around and ran away.
Lin Xuan laughed and said to the audience:
"This time the acne-removing "697" charm, the main effect is to remove acne, but it also has a slight beauty effect. The point is that there is no limit to purchase. The price is: 1,000 yuan a piece. Note: The daily quantity is limited, only 10,000 yuan is sold. Zhang, only the first one is valid in everyone's life, and it is invalid if you use it again."
Netizens in the live broadcast room are boiling:
"Only 1000? Buy it!""
"Grow grass!
"I'm going to ask my husband to come and grab it every day.
"Master, you have worked hard. You draw 10,000 pictures every day."
"Haha, I found a business opportunity, and I sold all of them at a higher price.""
"The ox upstairs can't die.
"Dare to be a scalper, you are a vegetarian when you are Master Lin?"
......"
Lin Xuan chuckled.
Although he didn't explicitly say that scalpers were banned, the old fans who watched his live broadcast room knew that if he really dared to snatch his talisman and sell it, the retribution was not a joke.
As for painting 10,000 pieces a day, although with his energy, it's okay to draw 100,000 pieces a day, but he's not that boring, he asks the ghosts in front of his house to paint.
Thinking of this, Lin Xuan asked Wang Miaomiao to take a peach, which he hadn't eaten for a long time.
After Lin Xuan finished eating the peaches, the audience in the live broadcast room also calmed down.
It was at this time that Lin Xuan selected the person who is destined for today: a yellow-haired primary school student.
The primary school student sat on the classroom chair, with his legs up on the table and a cigarette in his mouth, he said, "Are you that Lin Xuan?"
"If there is nothing else Lin Xuan is also called Master Lin, I am." Lin Xuan paid no attention to his tone.
The primary school student squinted and looked at Lin Xuan like a big brother in society looking at a younger brother: "I heard that you are rich, how are you interested in hanging out with me, as my younger brother, I will cover you.
The fans short-circuited their brains, and then burst into laughter:
"Where is the monkey, so cute. 35
"I used to be a bad boy, it turned out to be Xiu Er.""
"You are joking when you charge the master protection fee."
"Be careful with retribution. Luo
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The pupil snorted coldly:
"Although I'm only in the third grade, in this elementary school, no one can fight me.
"My name is 'Yellow Hair', you can also call me 'Golden Lion King'35
"The entire class of students pays me a storage fee, 1 yuan a month per person, and it doesn't work to give the teacher a small report. 35
"I'll ask you if you're afraid.
The live room was full of laughter:
"One yuan a month makes me laugh."
"What an expensive protection fee.
"It may be that 1 yuan is too little, and other children are too lazy to snitch with the teacher.
"The red envelopes I gave to my son for the New Year are all 500 yuan, enough to pay for decades of protection."
Elementary school red eye:
"I'm just getting started, and I'm going to increase the price after a while. 35
Lin Xuan said lightly: "I know, you want to be the big brother of society.
The primary school student said proudly: "Of course."
"Why do you want to be the big brother of society?"5
"Awe-inspiring! Go out with a group of younger brothers, and there are beauties around, so you don't have to give money to go to the store to get things.
"Big brother is not something that ordinary people can be, and the grass on the graves of those who fail will grow three feet tall.
"I'm good at fighting, and I'll definitely be a big brother."
Lin Xuan smiled: "I can help you calculate your future.
"You count.
"You will collect a lot of protection fees in the primary school in the future, but because of the high fees, other children report it to the teacher. 23
"After you were warned by the teacher, not only did you not make a drastic correction, but it also intensified, so later your police also knew about you.
"Because you are not an adult, you are not severely punished.
"After these things, you still haven't changed."
"Fight all the way, collect protection fees to middle school, then fail to get into high school and come out as a thug.
"During these years, you did have some younger brothers around you, and with these younger brothers, you officially collected protection fees from commodities in the society.
The primary school student said proudly: "It's necessary, it's necessary, and now it's just a small test. Let's talk about how powerful I will be in the future.
Lin Xuan: "I don't know how powerful you will be in the future. All I know is that you just made your debut and received protection fees. The next day, you were arrested by the police 2.7 and sent to jail."
The primary school student blushed: "You are talking nonsense, I will become the eldest brother in the Hong Kong film, and become a man of the hour.
Lin Xuan broke his fantasy mercilessly: "Then those big brothers didn't end well.""
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed:
"It's really 6.""
"This elementary school student still wants to be a big brother. I was not so crazy back then. 35
"I was crazier than him back then, and I wanted to be the richest man in the world, Bill Gates was an egg, but I'm still screwing in the factory.
"I'm not as bad as you, big brother."
"Child, let's study hard, mixed society will only be put in prison."