stjorthotic Chapter 183
Chapter 183
Chapter 183
“Clothes? What can I use to make clothes? Can sheep dung be used as clothes?”
“But even if I can do it, it’s too stinky and disgusting. If it were me, I wouldn’t wear it if I was killed.”
When Zhang Ke’er heard Chu Zihang’s words, she couldn’t help frowning in disgust, with a look of disgust on her face.
“…”
Li Tianming and Bei Ye looked at each other speechlessly, and then burst into laughter.
“What are you laughing at?”
“…”
“You’re not really kidding, are you?”
After Li Tianming finished laughing, he looked at Zhang Keer in surprise.
“Just kidding? What are you kidding?” Zhang Ke’er was even more strange.
“Uh, Ke’er, you may have misunderstood. How can you use sheep feces and egg powder to make clothes? This imagination is too…”
Grandpa Bei twitched the corners of his mouth, not knowing whether to call her naive or just scold her for being stupid!
Seeing that Zhang Ke’er still didn’t understand, Li Tianming added: “What Mr. Bei wants to say is that if there is sheep dung, there will be sheep, if there is sheep, there will be wool, and wool can be used for clothes, you know? So just find the sheep. .”
“errrrr…”
After Zhang Ke’er heard the explanation, she turned her bloody brains around, and when she saw everyone’s idiot-looking eyes, she turned her cheeks to blushing instantly!
She couldn’t figure out how she could be pinned on sheep shit. . .
Maybe it’s because of jealousy towards Lin Xiyue. Jealousy makes people’s IQ 0!
She just didn’t want to see her so happy. . .
“Of course I know, I’m just joking, no one will take it seriously, right?”
25 Zhang Keer quickly covered up.
It’s just that everyone is pulling the corners of their mouths, with an expression of “I believe in your evil”, which makes her extremely embarrassed!
…
On the screen, Chu Zihang had already begun to look for the traces of the sheep’s feces and eggs, and he found the footprints of the sheep on the ground!
Judging from the shape of the footprint, it is three-lobed, with a large back and two halves at the front, which should be the footprints of sheep.
If it is a goat, there should be only two half crescent-shaped footprints, and there is an obvious plot.
If it is a sheep, there is definitely a lot of wool that can be used to make clothes.
And judging from the messy footprints, several sheep should have come together, so the wool is even more abundant!
Chu Zihang looked for the sheep variety show, the light in his eyes became more and more bright, and he was even ready to eat mutton in his mind!
When he thought of the deliciousness of the mutton, his stomach suddenly made a loud ‘gurgling’ sound, and there was a sound of solemn protest, indicating that it had been hungry for a day and a night!
Not to mention the mutton, it wants to eat even the mutton and eggs!
Mouth: No, you don’t want to!
“Forget it, let’s go back and have breakfast first. It’s not too late to look for it after breakfast. Anyway, with sheep’s mobility, it shouldn’t run too far.”
Of course, Chu Zihang couldn’t go to eat some sheep shit and eggs, but he was going to go back and have a good meal first.
After returning, he started the great business of being a chef!
After Lin Xiyue peeled the white jicama, Chu Zihang began to process it.
I saw that he was holding jicama in one hand and a clean machete in the other, using his hand as a chopping board, and started cutting vegetables on it!
The first knife!
Chu Zihang lifted it up and saw it, the knife rose upright, and quickly slashed into his hand!
“Crack!”
A crisp sound suddenly sounded.
Like lightning strikes!
Everyone’s heart seemed to be shattered, and they couldn’t help shivering, and their urine was scared out!
If there is a mirror in front of them at this moment, they will find that their faces are pale and bloodless, almost comparable to that cold potato!
But fortunately, the snow-white jicama was still snow-white, and there was no red bloodstain, which made their hearts feel a little better, otherwise they would not dare to watch it any longer.
But before they could take a breath, Chu Zihang’s airtight swordsmanship slashed down again, as if the hand below was not his, and cut off their breath at the same time!
With this knife down, the jicama was chopped down from the top again.
Then, another knife!
Another knife!
Chu Zihang’s sword was as fast as the wind, and his momentum was heavy!
A knife is faster than a knife, a knife is faster than a knife!
At the back, it was almost the same as the shadowless knife, making everyone’s eyes straight.
Lin Xiyue clenched her pink fist in fear, her face was bloodless, she wanted to stop him, but she was afraid of scaring him and hurting him instead, so she could only watch with her trembling teeth.
The old minister looked at the eyes, and the pipe in his mouth was about to fall off!
Are young people chopping vegetables this wild in the 21st century?
Sure enough, these old bones can’t keep up with the development of the social era. If this is promoted in the previous way of showing knife skills on the chopping board, wouldn’t it be appropriate that no one will see it?
It seems he made the right decision!
It must be spread in a way that the people like to hear and see. This way is too exciting. Even the old man has fallen in love with him deeply, let alone those young people who like to seek stimulation.
He sat up straight, his old eyes full of energy, as if he was twenty years younger!
Swordsmanship!
Skills can enter the Tao, and arts can pass through the gods!
As recorded in ancient books, Master Chu’s swordsmanship can penetrate the spirits and enter the Dao!
Amazing!
Unique!
The old minister looked at Chu Zihang’s knife after knife, like the swordsmanship of the gods, and his eyes had turned into a strong adoration!
This sword technique, even the captain of the Great Swords Team during his military period, never had it!
While other domestic audiences with poor concentration have already seen their faces turn red!
Not excited, but caused by suffocation!
Under Chu Zihang’s airtight swordsmanship, they couldn’t find a space to take a breath.
And this hold is just a minute or two!
After Chu Zihang had cut the sweet potato, he threw it on the wooden stake with a sly air, making a loud ‘bang’, and then the blade sank deeply into it.
And it was also a loud bang, and everyone woke up like a dream!
The netizens who almost died of suffocation played with their waists down, grew their mouths and breathed the fresh air desperately, thanking the scumbag in their hearts for sparing their lives!
They have just walked around the gate of hell, if he doesn’t cut it well, they will be kidnapped by the old rich woman Meng Meng!
But, mother-in-law, we still want to work hard!
At this time, Chu Zihang finally put the jicama in his hand, which seemed to be intact, on the blue porcelain plate. He saw that he pushed his thumb down, and the jicama shreds with the thickness of a pinhole were scattered. Each one is almost the same thickness and looks crystal clear!
Even a single line can pass through the light!
“I lost it! Is this swordsman still human?”
“Xiu Xiuxiu! My scalp is numb!”
“Handsome handsome! With this speed, you will no longer have to worry about your daughter-in-law!”
“Master Slag’s knife skills are more exquisite than Wensi’s tofu, I, Wang Lan, have taken it!”
After a while, cheers erupted from the barrage, and everyone was conquered by his stunt, without exception!
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“This… Zihang, be careful. Next time, don’t do such a dangerous move. You’ll be scared to death. What should you do if you get it?”
Lin Xiyue swallowed her dry spit and urged in fear.
“Don’t worry, it’s just the basic knife skills in hot summer, just sprinkle water.”
Chu Zihang smiled indifferently. As a master chef with master knife skills, this is not too difficult. Those chefs who cut tofu often do this. He just mentioned the difficulty several times. Nothing.
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“Quick, quick! This sword technique must be promoted across the country, no, vigorously promote it all over the world, and let those foreigners know how powerful our big sword team used to be! Let these devils feel the fear of big swords again!”
After the old minister reacted, he excitedly shouted at the office, and at this time, how could they be used to promote it, the foreigners were already dumbfounded!
“Basic… basic knife skills?”
When the foreigners heard this sentence, their eyes were empty and shocked like a child, and Shuang Chu couldn’t help but soften.
After a while.
“Basic knife skills? This is also basic knife skills? Then what is my three-star Michelin chef? I’m going to the East to learn from a teacher!”
“OHMYGOD! A hatchet cuts the filaments so fine, is this the magic of oriental knife work? I think my set of knives can be thrown away!”
“Is this the legendary Oriental Kung Fu? Sure enough, the movie doesn’t deceive me! This Kung Fu is so beautiful even if it is used for cooking!”
“Don’t mess with the Orientals, or you will know what cruelty is!”
“Master scum, I beg you to accept the immortal art!”
“Xianshu shit, I just read Journey to the West in the East, this is supernatural power! You should say, Great Sage, I beg you to accept supernatural powers!”
“Isn’t this a kung fu martial arts? In the novels of Dongfang Xiuxian I read, these are all high-quality martial arts, and they are only one of many martial arts, and there are more powerful ones. Friends, you must be careful when you see Oriental people. They really know kung fu!”
“Scumbag, I want to learn kung fu!”
“Brother, take me one, and I’m going to apprentice with Master Slag to learn art!”
After the foreigners reacted from the previous state of nervousness and fear, everyone’s face turned red and their enthusiasm was extremely high!
This magical Oriental Immortal Art once again taught them a lesson, making them even more curious and fearful of the magical Orient.
The war against terror is a big victory!
And Chu Zihang also started cooking seriously….