stjorthotic Chapter 210
Chapter 210
Chapter 210
“hiss!”
“Hey!”
“This little friend Chu actually–!”
“The old man is angry! The old man is angry!”
The old men went straight to the head by Chu Zihang’s behavior, and their faces flushed red!
Is this the so-called flower of the motherland’s future?
But your flowers are too crooked, right?
This is the so-called migrant worker, the soul of the migrant worker, and the migrant worker is a superior person?
You really live a life of a superior person, sleeping in a hammock in the wilderness while shaking popsicles, this is even more emperor than the life of an emperor!
This is the so-called ‘lazy is shameful, learn from you? ’
Learn your laziness?
Learn your squeezing?
Do you still want to be a role model for the younger generation?
Just you or the future of the textile industry?
Are you the only one who wants to be a people’s artist?
Scared the dog’s eyes of the old man!
The old men pointed at Chu Zihang, their lips trembled, they were speechless, blood pressure indicators!
“Yo yo yo, why don’t these old men talk? Isn’t it really mad at the scumbag?”
“You have to pretend that these old men should be treated like this by the scumbag. Who do you look down on when you say that my scumbag is not lazy? You deserve it!”
“Anyway, I’m comfortable now. When I go back tonight and think about how lazy I am, my grandfather must have nothing to say about me. I am much more diligent than the scumbag.”
“Thank you scumbag for lowering the standard of laziness by countless grades. I will never be lazy again.”
Netizens didn’t think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they fanned the flames and said, “Complete 600 is a rhythm that will make the old men die of anger.”
The old men are so angry that their beards are messed up, they can’t wait to put their eyes in!
But fortunately, they didn’t really suffocate, otherwise Chu Zihang’s live broadcast room would really become the old man killer live broadcast room, which would be a big deal.
“Quick, quick! Little dumb, aren’t you a pure man? A pure man can’t just run for two laps? A dead fat man like you will never find a girlfriend in the future, at most three seconds, who cares? Can you please?”
Chu Zihang dangled in the hammock and found that the speed of the spinning wheel was gradually slowing down, so he cheered him up.
“squeak–!”
XiaoDaiDai immediately shouted, expressing strong dissatisfaction, it is so powerful, it wants to find a girlfriend!
Then the spinning wheel was accelerated again, and the wool on the ground was squeezed into it little by little, and the wool thread was gradually taking shape.
However, the phrase “come on and cheer up” was misunderstood by netizens.
“?????”
“You curse again!”
“Stop scolding! Stop scolding! Who is watching your live broadcast if you are not a dead fat house!”
“Watching your live broadcast is not a dead fat house but also a dead fat house. You eat so much delicious food every day, how can we keep our mouths shut?”
“Cut! What kind of girlfriend do you want, same-sex is true love!”
Netizens expressed serious dissatisfaction with Chu Zihang’s words.
In the big business of losing weight, the spinning wheel rolls around on the wool, and the wool inside is more and more, and it has gradually become a line.
This kind of efficiency is much faster than Chu Zihang rubbing it with his own hands, and it is also easy to free up his hands without getting tired. It is really beautiful~!
This once again proves that ‘lazy’ is the ladder of human progress!
Just when Chu Zihang was proud of his invention, the smoke and dust in the distance became thicker and thicker and could be seen clearly with the naked eye, and along with the spread of smoke and dust, he also heard a series of sounds in his ears. .
“Da da da!”
“Da da da!”
“Da da da!”
The hurried footsteps in the distance were getting closer, each step sounded very heavy and messy.
Chu Zihang hurriedly turned his head to look, and his expression changed suddenly after seeing the smoke.
“Oops! Was it a beast attack?”
Chu Zihang couldn’t see the animal in his eyes, but he didn’t dare to ignore it when he saw this battle.
If the wolves attacked, it would be difficult to do it!
He jumped out of the hammock with a carp, picked up the security whistle, and blew an emergency muster whistle!
After hearing the whistle, the small animals realized that the situation was critical and immediately gathered towards Chu Zihang.
The little bamboo rats were the closest and the fastest gathering. The seven little ones didn’t dare to be lazy this time, their movements were extremely fast, and their attitude was also very serious.
The peregrine falcons fluttered their wings, and they didn’t even do what they loved. They flew out of the nest in panic, flapping their wings and flying to the front of Chu Zihang.
Zhu Hanhan also woke up from his sleep in a jerky spirit, and a pig stood in front of Chu Zihang to protect his elder brother.
“Zihang, what’s the matter?”
Lin Xiyue ran over with a basket in a panic.
“There is an attack! It may be a pack of wolves, everyone is ready to defend and counterattack!”
Chu Zihang said quickly with a serious face (cfaa).
Then he immediately walked to the trap and checked the beast trap that had been set up before.
Fortunately, these traps are all right now, giving Chu Zihang some confidence.
With these traps, as long as it wasn’t a large-scale wolf pack, if there were less than 10 of them, he should be able to deal with the traps plus the combat power of the God Arm Crossbow and the Pig Peregrine Falcon.
“Xiyue, if the wolves come in a while, you will use this to throw them into the wolves, so that they can’t keep their eyes open.”
Chu Zihang gave Lin Xiyue a bomb bag containing the quicklime he made earlier.
In order to deal with the beasts, this kind of inferior tricks in the martial arts had to be used.
But as long as the whole province is not damaged, Chu Zihang doesn’t care so much.
“Okay!”
After Lin Xiyue took the ‘lime bag’, she nervously looked at the smoke and dust in the distance, not daring to say more.
“Pig, come here and wear new equipment!”
Chu Zihang took out a brand new armor from the tool shed – the thorn and vine armor!
The thorn vine is yellow-green in color and is woven from two kinds of fine vines, the inner part is a thornless vine, and the outer part is a thorny vine that is covered with barbs.
This is a super battle armor remade by Chu Zihang after the original wooden armor of the pig was broken and improved according to the shortcomings of the original armor!
Compared with the stupid wooden helmet armor, the thorn and vine armor is much lighter and more flexible. Not only does it not affect the movements of pigs, but it can also protect more places.
More importantly, this armor is a great benefit for pigs who lack other offensive means and are easily attacked sideways and dig their anus!
With just this thorn, if there is a hyena who can’t think of it to dig out the anus, it can pierce the mouth!
After laboriously helping Zhu Zhu put on the armor, Zhu Zhu turned around and was very satisfied with the new equipment. His nose was rude, and he could not wait to be an achievement and a wave of positive 1VN from the wolves!
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Netizens were shocked by the sudden change, their hearts shrank suddenly, their heartbeats accelerated, and they held their breaths nervously.
“Wolf pack? My God! There are really wolf smoke coming! Look over there!”
“Oops, there won’t be any danger, right? This battle looks a bit fierce.”
“There shouldn’t be any danger, right? The scumbag is already armed to the teeth, and it should be able to handle it.”
Those old men were so angry that they didn’t want to watch it, but the appearance of this scene successfully gave them a reason to continue watching.
Not long after, Chu Zihang and everyone were on guard, and a figure finally appeared in the smoke, which made the audience’s heart go wild.
It’s just that when they looked at this figure, their faces suddenly stunned, and they suddenly looked like a deflated ball.
Is this meaty, lumpy sheep the beast that the scumbag calls it?
That’s so cute!
However, no one noticed that further away, a real pack of wolves was tracking the smell of the rams towards the base.
This is a pack of hungry wolves who haven’t eaten for a long time.
It took them a lot of time to chase the sheep, and this time, no matter what the cost, they were bound to tear the sheep to pieces and enjoy it! .