stjorthotic Chapter 159 Those big geese are so fierce, what can I do if they bite me?
Chapter 159 Those big geese are so fierce, what can I do if they bite me?
"Shut up! Rain!"
"what?"
"Who are you talking about!"
"Ah! No one said anything, dear sister, please let me go~"
Guan Yu had just finished flattering Jiang Luo, when Dong Yishu caught him with his backhand and raised his ear.
The corner of Guan Yu's mouth pulled out unwilling sorrow.
"Sister, my girlfriend is still here, can I save some noodles for your brother?"
Dong Yishu snorted coldly, "I'll tell Dad about your behavior of selling your sister for glory when I get back, and you can just wait for Dad to give you a small class and put you in confinement!"
Then he turned to Jiang Luo, "And you, what's wrong with you!"
Jiang Luo glanced at Guan Yu behind Dong Yishu who was making faces at her, and the corners of his lips curled up.
Then he asked Si Si Niannian, who was lying on the side of the goose fence and watching the big goose: "Do you have any big geese you like?"
Sisi pointed to the biggest one, "Daddy, that one is big and white, I like spicy ones!"
"Okay, then Dad will catch it in the first lap!"
When the words fell, Jiang Luo's eyes froze, and the bamboo ring in his hand flew away!
The bamboo circle focused everyone's attention.
It is obviously an ordinary method, but it seems to have abnormal magic power.
call out!
The big goose is trapped in a bamboo ring!
That's called stability!
Onlookers
What the hell!
I am not wrong, right!
Uncle, Uncle, did you get into your soul right away?
Don't even need to hear the sound? !
Everyone was stunned!
Then.
The atmosphere group finally froze the cards that had been prepared for a long time!
Clap clap clap!
Whoa!
Uncle is awesome!
Uncle is awesome Klass!
Uncle dedicated!
"Wait. What the hell is special feeling?"
"You are stupid! Without the hand speed of being single for 20 years, can my uncle develop such a powerful skill?"
"That's right, a man who has been single for 20 years must be dedicated!"
Uncle dedicated!
Long live devotion!
aside.
Dong Yishu clenched his pink fists tightly and said angrily:
"I just trapped that big goose 100 times and it didn't catch me. I must have knocked it out and it must have been tired from hiding, which caused me to be in a trance, and that's why you took advantage of it!"
"False! You mean, I still borrowed your first 100 times?"
"Who can tell, unless you get caught again, I will be convinced!"
Jiang Luo laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and asked Nian Nian for a while, "Then baby Nian Nian, will you help Dad choose a goose?"
"Papa, I like that big goose that wobbles and wobbles and is as fat as Pippi!"
Jiang Luo followed Nian Nian's little hand and determined the target.
Immediately, the bamboo circle flew out.
Wow!
"Papa is awesome, I really hit it off!"
"Papa is a superhero!"
Whoa!
Uncle hits the nail on the head!
Awesome!
yyds!
Dong Yishu was so angry that the heels of his high heels stomped deeply into the lawn!
what the hell!
Let him hit again!
But she still doesn't want to face the reality of cleaning up the geese's droppings.
This guy must have discussed it with Big Goose in advance!
"If you have the ability to set two, if you have the ability to set ten more for Miss Ben!"
"Small, as much as you want!"
shhhhhh!
The bamboo rings in Jiang Luo's hand just flew out one by one!
欻欻欻!
There are no exceptions!
Everyone was shocked to see this scene!
Who is the ring king?
This TM is truly the king of ferrules!
wow~
There was another burst of applause.
Even Guan Yu stuffed his hands into his mouth excitedly, and blew a long, clear and loud whistle.
Whenever he is with his idol, it always brings him a different kind of excitement!
This is why he likes Jiang Luo and regards Jiang Luo as his idol!
Dong Yishu glared at him, and he immediately hid behind Jiang Luo.
"Idol hardcore, protect me!"
Jiang Luo smiled kindly and made a gesture of invitation, "Miss Dong, the inside of the goose pen is your battlefield, quickly pick up the broom and fight!"
Dong Yishu bit his lips and remained silent, his amber eyes casually looked into the goose pen.
It just so happened that some big geese were about to defecate.
The ass facing Dong Yishu began to be very rhythmic, you pulled out strings of thin feces one by one.
vomit!
Dong Yishu retched on the spot!
She is going to cry!
Jiang Luo stared at the ground for a few seconds and said, "If I'm not mistaken, the high heels you are wearing, Miss Dong, are the latest Prada models, right?"
"So what?"
Jiang Luo clicked his tongue, "These shoes look expensive at first glance, it's quite inconvenient to do such rough work."
Dong Yishu's misty eyes lit up, did he let himself go?
However, Jiang Luo's next sentence
"Don't worry, Ms. Dong, I'll ask someone to find a pair of old shoes, and you can clean them after you change them, so that your pair of luxury high heels will come and go like new!"
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"Huh? Miss Dong, why are you crying?"
"Don't thank me, this is what I should do!"
"You bastard!"
Hey!
Ah this
really cry?
Jiang Luo was dumbfounded. To Dong Yishu, he always looked at his brother with big breasts.
She still cries!
Jiang Luo rubbed Guan Yu with his elbow, and asked in a low voice, "Why is your sister crying!"
Guan Yu came over with her ear, "Probably because you bullied her so badly as an idol. The last time I saw her cry like this was when she was dumped by a handsome guy when she was in elementary school."
"She cried that day, just as wrong as now, that day was even worse than today!"
"why?"
"Because it happened to be raining that day, and she didn't bring an umbrella, tsk tsk, it rained that day, it was comparable to the rain on the day Yiping asked his father for money!"
"Oh, I didn't expect Miss Dong to have such a heart-wrenching love history!"
"It was quite painful. Since then, my sister has given up on men."
"Oh, what do we do now?"
"It seems that we can only let your wife coax you first."
"oh oh."
When Jiang Luo was looking for Si Meixue everywhere, Si Meixue finally came over.
She never expected that such an accident would happen when she went to the bathroom.
"Yishu?"
"How is this going?"
Si Meixue looked at Jiang Luo, Jiang Luo quickly smiled and shook his head to clear himself up.
Si Meixue looked at Guan Yu again, and Guan Yu immediately raised his head and whistled to look at the stars.
Si Meixue was extremely speechless.
Just pat Dong Yishu on the back softly and comfort him.
"Yishu, why are you crying? Tell me who provoked you, and I will teach him a lesson for you. Don't cry, don't cry."
Dong Yishu seemed to have found a backer, and cried even more fiercely.
Twitching, he said, "I just want to eat. Have a meal. Goose... Goose?"
"As for being so embarrassing? Wuwu also asked people to clean up the feces. Those geese are so fierce, what should I do if they bite me, woowu"
"Xuexue, thanks to the fact that I was so kind to him before, then... support you...you, that's how he treats me."
Dong Yishu was sobbing on Si Meixue's shoulder, and wantonly put Jiang Luo's eye drops.
Jiang Luo and Guan Yu were watching as if nothing happened.
They seemed to see a way out.