stjorthotic Chapter 24 Not much lethality, highly insulting (25)
Chapter 24 Not much lethality, highly insulting (25)
Chapter 24 Not much lethality, highly insulting (25)
Early in the morning, a ray of sunlight shot through the gap in the curtains and shot on Ye Qin's face with closed eyes. He lay comfortably on the bed with a big letter.
Awareness space, daylight, beach, ocean, cruise.
However, the seabed is breathtaking, with bubbles floating.
Ye Qin held his breath and dived underwater.
At this time, in front of him, there were five red figures, holding daggers and steel knives, and came with murderous intent.
This water play and martial arts scene completely refers to the weakened version at the beginning of "Wolf Warrior 2".
Fortunately, he doesn't have a wolf warrior ptsd, but an old warrior wolf.
According to the movements designed by the system, he sideways avoided the first red figure. The resistance of the water was amazing, and every movement took a lot of energy.
He grabbed the red figure's wrist with one hand, yanked it violently, leaned over and charged, and the hardest skull hit his heart like a violent cannonball.
Eight poles and eight great tricks, ring the bell!
Immediately released his hand, the red figure flew backwards wildly, the bubbles flew wildly, and took advantage of the situation to grab the long knife, facing the menacing pirate killer, he went up.
"Ding, the host has completed water play - martial arts, learning progress: 55%, do you want to enter the next project: ice water play and warm measures?"
Ye Qin stretched his arms, swayed his legs, and with a clatter came out of the water, his body was wet, his fingers were white and wrinkled, and it was infinitely close to reality.
The five corpses floating on the water had disappeared, and he sighed: "System, when did you learn underwater kissing?"
"Ding, the host wants to eat farts?"
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At noon, the sky is clear, and the red sun hangs high.
A bright bald head suddenly appeared in the crew of "Shooting the Condor".
"Master, let me come!"
Shi Xingwu took the initiative to help the props team move the chair cylinder, full of energy.
Yesterday, the crew made a phone call, and they actually asked him to be Brother Hu's Wutai. I didn't expect this reversal.
What about the Bajiquan master?
"Brother, I heard that Brother Hu has a stand-in before?"
"Hey, Brother Hu's former stand-in, what's wrong with him?"
"Who am I, hehe, I'm Brother Hu's stand-in. It's my first day on the show today."
"Ah, you don't know where he went?"
Shi Xingwu had one oil stick, turned into a smoker boy and smoked everywhere, and took two packs of Huazi to curry favor with people.
He asked all the way, various versions, and the more he asked, the more proud he became.
"So, you are Brother Hu's stand-in now?" The hot-headed young man was smoking a cigarette.
Shi Xingwu said humbly: "Forget it, the short contract signed, the one signed once a day."
The hot-headed young man relieved his anger and said, "It's good to resign, you deserve to be resigned, mother!"
"How can you live!"
"Doesn't it deserve it, it's causing Lao Tzu's group to deduct all their wages this month and drink the northwest wind."
When asked if Mingren was the props group, Shi Xingwu said, "How did that Wudi provoke you guys, what did he do out of the ordinary?"
The hot-headed young man added fuel and vinegar, and his voice became louder and louder:
"Yeah, who does he think he is, Spider-Man, or Batman, fuck, what kind of hero is he pretending to be, the director said that the filming will be shot tomorrow, a Wu Taizhen thinks he is a character, dares to direct the director, you say it deserves it !"
Climbing up the rock wall of eight or nine meters, Shi Xingwu was taken aback, and then sneered: "Well deserved, he deserves to be dismissed, haha!"
The two rejoiced in misfortune, laughing and laughing, and suddenly a figure passed by in the clouds.
"The props group, I'll take the sword."
"What role?"
The hot-headed young man raised his head, his expression instantly stagnant, and Ye Qin caught his eye.
At this time, he was wearing a hair crown, two hair bands reaching his waist, a sky-blue long gown with fluttering sleeves, eyes like stars, his skin better than snow, and his temperament was three-point elegance, three-point indifference, and three-point heroic.
The last point is eye-catching, and it exudes the charm of people who can't help but commit crimes.
Just like when he wrote online articles before, it completely replicated the appearance of a bunch of audience masters.
Shi Xingwu blurted out and said, "You, are you still there?"
It's this monk, the world is really small.
Ye Qin was startled, "So I asked you to be Brother Hu's stand-in."
"Yeah, I'm taking your place!" Shi Xingwu raised his head and shook his head.
Ye Qin poked and said: "One day."
"What a day, as long as the director is satisfied, he can replace a play!" Shi Xingwu gave a thumbs up and boasted.
"That's right, you are dressed as a trick, haha, come and register!" The hot-headed young man sneered and threw a trick.
Ye Qin frowned and said, "I want the sword with the ejection device."
"That one?" The hot-headed young man opened his mouth wide, showing a look of "you deserve it too", "You don't need that sword, it's for the protagonist and supporting characters."
"Hey, Ye Qin, haven't you brought the sword yet, hurry up, Director Li is urging him!"
The assistant director's voice was heard not far away, Ye Qin met the stunned gaze of the hot-headed young man, and signed his name on the receipt form.
He said solemnly, "I will play Zhen Zhibing!"
"Fuck, Yin Zhiping!"
Yeah, how do you get promoted to a supporting role?
Seeing the hot-headed young man running to the warehouse in a panic, Shi Xingwu turned his head and stared at the man who was a hundred times more handsome than him:
"You're the Yin Zhiping who fought with me later?!"
Ye Qin said with a wicked smile: "I'm sorry for disappointing you, but it's not Brother Hu, but me."
A substitute for a substitute?
Shi Xingwu is like swallowing a fly, unable to accept the fact with a sad face.
This Nima, which drama manager who lacked great virtue came to him?
Is it intentional, deliberately looking for it so that you can see what it means to be staggered!
For a time, even the drama management hated it. Isn't this an insult to the poor monk!
"I don't have many plays, but one day is definitely not enough. You can sign for two or three days."
Ye Qin's fluttering words were not very lethal, but were extremely insulting.
"Hey, Ye Qin, please come down after taking the sword, Brother Hu is looking for you!"
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Inside the studio, the art team stepped up to lay the lawn and set up the next scene.
At the invitation of Brother Hu, Ye Qin spoke his lines outside the studio.
"Why are you hitting me, who are you?"
"Of course someone stronger than you."
The conversation ended here, but there were only a few words, that is, the young and vigorous Yin Zhiping was testing Guo Jing's roots.
The lines are very simple and not difficult. Ye Qin understands that Brother Hu is worried that he is a military substitute and has no basis for an actor to give himself a temporary attack.
"Brother Hu, are you looking at me like this, it's weird?"
Ye Qin noticed that Brother Hu looked at him resentfully from his little daughter-in-law, full of suspicion, these lines were correct, why this expression.
"Ye Qin, you don't know yet. In the rock climbing scene yesterday, Professor Hu was completely returned by Director Li 17 times."
Glancing at Lin Yichen, who suddenly joined them, her eyebrows were curved and her smile was full of smiles.
"In the end, Professor Hu really had nothing to do, so he let Director Li talk. At that time, Director Li didn't say anything. He played a video of you.
Ye Qin was startled suddenly, raised his heart to his throat, and instantly thought of Ke Lan, who had been calling himself every now and then to cook porridge these days.
It's not all green leaves pressing red flowers!
I glanced at Brother Hu secretly, and saw that he was sincerely convinced: "I didn't believe it at first, but now I believe it. No wonder Director Li and Director Lin praised you as a natural actor."
"Brother Hu, what you said, I dare not take it."
Ye Qin knows very well that his current skill tree is biased towards martial arts stunts, and acting has been completely abandoned these days.
Brother Hu said earnestly: "I'm not going to lie to you, you are more like an actor than me. I'm Taishun, and I took up a movie or two right after graduation. I didn't expect Xianjian to be so popular. It's too sudden, like getting rich overnight. I don't have time to handle this, you know what I mean?"
With the smell of Versailles, Ye Qin showed a look of "you're teasing me", no one would think that he became famous early, he should become famous as soon as possible!
He wondered, "Isn't this a good thing?"
Brother Hu confided: "Of course not, the accumulation is too little, and when I was pushed to a high level and exposed to such a large amount of attention, there is a word called 'no match', I can't stand it. Be steady."
Not matching?
Oh, brother Hu, are you not confident?
Later generations of little fresh meat traffic stars grabbed a lot, got together to make bad movies, box office Waterloo, dumped the blame to the director, and they didn't have anything to do with themselves.
Just outrageous, open the door to outrageous, outrageous home!
In the United States, the country of neon sticks, some male and female protagonists failed miserably at the box office, and the word of mouth collapsed in minutes.
That is, the Chinese audience is cute and tolerant.
Ye Qin sighed helplessly, but unfortunately he couldn't chat with Brother Hu who was sober in the world.
Lin Yichen looked confused: "Professor Hu, are you in class again?"
Brother Hu asked, "This car accident has made me think a lot, so for this scene, you can play Guo Jing and let me see it."
Lin Yichen also clapped and coaxed: "Play one, let me see which is Brother Zhenjing?"
Ye Qin nodded solemnly, and had to bite the bullet and pick up a piece at random. He didn't cheat into the situational experience, and he sold it now.
"Wow, this part, I'll match it, I'll match it."
Lin Yichen saw that the first scene of "Huang Rong female beggar meets Guo Tuhao" was picked for the first time.
"Finally figured out the bad luck that is coming to me, right?"
Before this sentence, Guo Jing invited Huang Rong to dinner, and he threw tens of millions of dollars as a reward, and then it was the bridge section of giving umbrellas in the rain.
"You are all the same."
"As long as you're angry, you want to hit people."
"Come on, I'll let you fight!"
Lin Yichen's pretty face pouted, with a cute face full of collagen, coupled with the whimpering lines in a subtle bay accent, worthy of coming from the island.
However, this line, I have never heard such a request.
Ye Qin quickly controlled the muscles of his face, and his three-dimensional facial features suddenly gave birth to a cute and naive look, with a shallow smile hanging at the corner of his mouth, with a gentle smile, showing kindness.
The expression entered the scene in a second, and Brother Hu, who was born in the drama class, was stunned. Isn't this what he wanted?
I have always been looking forward to relying on the acting skills of the face, rather than relying on the appearance of the face to eat.
Since "Xianjian" became popular, he has never gotten rid of the burden of the ancient costume niche, and has been marked with an idol halo and a star halo.
But deep down in his heart, what he really thinks is the sentence of Yin Tianqiu, in fact, I am an actor.
"I, I didn't come to beat you."
Ye Qin did not add various details to the face like Brother Hu did. Acting is a thinking of addition and subtraction.
Mouth, eyebrows, and eyes, he chose the agile eyes to show the kind of slightly startled eyes, joy, anger, sadness and joy. He is most proficient in the four basic facial expressions, so he should try to lean in the direction he is best at.
He said innocently and confused: "Why should I hit you?"
Lin Yichen was stunned, her innocent eyes filled with concern and doubt, and a warm masculine air seemed to surround her.
She turned her head away hastily, her heart pounding like a deer.
Brother Hu, who was on the sidelines, fainted.
He always felt that he was acting stupid, not pure and honest. With a smile and a smile, he directly broke the merits. He seemed smart and shrewd, and he simply recreated Li Xiaoyao who lost his memory.
Eyes, yes, use eyes instead of eyebrows.
"Brother Hu, do you think this works?" Ye Qin immediately jumped out of the character's facebook.
Brother Hu said, "Did you learn all this by yourself?"
"Blindly pondering."
After Ye Qin finished speaking, the voice of the golden finger rang in his ears:
"Ding, the course has been searched for the host: Versailles literature, do you want to study?"
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Chapter 2! !
(End of this chapter)