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248、Silly Zhu Thought The Deaf Old Lady Was Pretending To Be Fearful Of Death

After Li Fanghong and Qin Huairu finished speaking, they continued to turn their heads to look at the middle courtyard.

At this moment, the deaf old lady is still crying and frightened.

"Woooooo...I'm going to die...Black and white impermanence hooks my soul...."

Aunt Yi saw that the deaf old lady was afraid of death, so she got up and came to the door of Sha Zhu's house.

Shazhu is messing around with the TV right now.

Silly Zhu erected the TV antenna and accepted the letter.

"Silly Zhu! Silly Zhu!" Aunt Yi yelled at Silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu heard that it was Aunt Yi, so he replied: "What's wrong! What's the matter?"

Silly Zhu turned his attention to the TV, trying to suppress Xu Damao's aura, but he never heard the deaf old lady crying in fear of death.

At this time, Aunt Yi said: "Silly Zhu, is the deaf old lady crying in the middle courtyard? She said that she dreamed of impermanence in black and white, and wanted to seduce her soul! Go and comfort her."

"What? I'll be right there!" Sha Zhu frowned, then walked out of the house and went to the doctor for the deaf old lady.

Li Fanghong was by the window and saw Silly Zhu approaching the deaf old lady.

Silly Zhu came to the deaf old lady and asked: "Deaf old lady! What's wrong with you! Don't be afraid! Your life is long!"

The deaf old lady said: "Silly Zhu! I think I'm going to die, I'm so scared... woo woo woo..."

Silly Zhu frowned when he heard this, and comforted him: "Hey! It's quite normal for people to die of old age. Look at how old you are. If I can live to your age, I can wake up laughing from a dream! "

When the deaf old lady heard it, the fear in her heart did not dissipate at all.

Although the deaf old lady used to always say that it doesn't matter if she dies, she really feels that when her time is approaching, the deaf old lady can't let go.

At this time, the deaf old lady said to Shazhu: "Silly Zhu, I'm afraid I won't live long. I just want to see you get married! Have a baby! You should quickly find an ordinary woman to marry! Then I will die without complaint ah......"

The deaf old lady expressed her desire to see before she died.

However, when Silly Zhu heard this, oh well...he thought that the deaf old lady was pretending to be afraid of death, pretending to be dying and urging him to get married.

In this way, Sha Zhu was not very happy in his heart, and immediately turned his face.

"Deaf old lady! You're just pretending to be afraid of death! I don't think you're sick except for your complexion. You're just acting for me? You want me to find an ordinary woman and get married quickly! Then I Is it uncomfortable for a lifetime?" Silly Zhu directly mistook the deaf old lady for pretending, then turned around, left the deaf old lady, and went home.

The deaf old lady didn't die of old age immediately, she was almost pissed off.

According to Li Fanghong's words, it would be worse than death for a fool to marry an ordinary-looking woman, unless he married Xu Damao's woman.

At this time, Li Fanghong couldn't help laughing when he saw the foolish scene of Shazhu.

"Silly Zhu is so funny, obviously, the deaf old lady is not just pretending, Li Fanghong laughed.

But at this moment, Qin Huairu fried the saozi and came to Li Fanghong's side.

"Fang Hong, what were you laughing about just now, tell me about it, it makes me happy too~"

Li Fanghong said: "Huairu, just now..."

Li Fanghong told the story about the foolish Zhu mistakenly thinking that the deaf old lady was pretending to be afraid of death.

Qin Huairu heard it, and then glanced at the faint old lady who was crying in the courtyard.

"The deaf old lady is pretending, isn't she? Shazhu is really speechless..." Qin Huairu shook his head.

At the critical moment, Shazhu actually lost his wits.

At the moment the deaf old lady is here.

I was really so angry that I was half dead.

"Ouch! This stinky boy! I'm so mad at me, I'm going to die, and you're still so mad at me! Just let him go out of business! Hey..." The old lady Jie raised her head and cried loudly.

"Deaf old lady, don't cry, silly Zhu, he didn't know why his head was twitching. He misunderstood you. I'll take you back to the house! Don't think too much! I'll buy you a statue of Bodhisattva tomorrow and put it in your house, Bodhisattva I will bless you to live another twenty years..." Aunt Yi said.

"Hey... Go back, I'm going to die of rage..." The deaf old lady was about to faint with rage.

Then Aunt Yi helped the deaf old lady back to the backyard.

At the moment Li Fanghong's home.

"Come on, eat the noodles!" Li Fanghong put the noodles in a bowl and ate them happily.

After the deaf old lady left.

Second Aunt and some neighbors continued to chatter in the courtyard.

At this moment, Qin Jingru took an enamel washbasin with clothes in it, and came to the middle courtyard to wash clothes.

As soon as Qin Jingru came, Aunt Er saw it, so she immediately said to Qin Jingru: "Qin Jingru, Shazhu bought a 12-inch TV today, which is bigger than your Xu Damao's 9-inch TV? He said your husband Xu Damao is a fart! "

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Upon hearing this, Qin Jingru asked, "Really?"

Then Qin Jinggu finished washing her clothes and went back to her home in the backyard.

Before Qin Jingru walked in, she felt that the backyard was lifeless and very shady.

"Hiss...what's the matter, you're going to die..." Qin Jingru shuddered and went home.

When Qin Jingru walked into the house, Xu Damao was eating melon seeds while watching TV.

Qin Jingru said: "Da Mao, Sha Zhu bought a 12-inch TV today! Sha Zhu also said that you are a fart.

"What? Bought a 12-inch TV?" When Xu Damao heard this, the melon seeds in his hand immediately felt unsavory.

Then he patted the table and said, "No way! We have to buy a bigger TV too! Otherwise, he will yell at me when he sees me in the future! I can't lose to Sha Zhu!"

Qin Jingru was happy when she heard that: "Then, what size do we buy? Fourteen inches? Four hundred and fifty for fourteen inches?"

Xu Damao said: "It must be fourteen! It must be bigger than the stupid one! Let's go! Let's go buy a TV right away!"

"En!" Qin Jingru nodded.

Qin Jingru thought, how comfortable it would be to buy a 14-inch TV.

At that time, the nine-inch TV will be placed in Xu's father's room for Xu's father and Xu's mother to watch.

By the way, Xu's father and Xu's mother still live with Xu Damao in reality, and they have no separation.

After that, Xu Damao and Qin Jingru walked out of the backyard and came to the middle courtyard.

The nagging aunt in the middle courtyard took a look and asked, "Hey, where are you going?"

Xu Damao said: "You will find out later, Jingru, let's go!"

"En!" Qin Jingru nodded.

After Xu Damao left, the neighbors talked about it.

After Li Fanghong finished eating the noodles, he heard the middle court talking again, so Li Fanghong also learned that Xu Damao and Qin Jingru had left the courtyard.

Li Fanghong understands that there is a good show to watch, and Xu Damao and Shazhu engage in a TV competition.

In reality, Shazhu and Xu Damao are more fierce than those in the TV series.

That's really it, whoever comes close will be ridiculed for a long time. .