Chapter 749 The crime index will rise
Chapter 749 The crime index will rise
The soft moonlight shines on the men and women who are cuddling each other as they walk on the brightly lit street.
Xiao Zhan clamped Lan Xue's head with his chin.
Walks rather slowly.
Smelling the fragrance of Lan Xue's hair, Xiao Zhan felt intoxicated.
"Xiaoxue, we have a car, why don't we go home by car?"
"Fool, isn't it because of romance?"
Lan Xue patted Xiao Zhan's face, pointed to the big and round moon and said:
"Look, the moon is so round tonight, it seems to be hanging on the edge of the sky on purpose, to accompany us home."
Xiao Zhan smiled badly:
"President, you are the president of a large conglomerate.
What she said was naive, is it because she heard Liu Miaoke came back, imagining her shy and domineering little princess temper, telling innocent fairy tales, making people love her.
So you also imitated the little girl, talking silly love words? "
"Xiao Zhan, if you don't cooperate with me and say stupid things, I will teach you a lesson when I go home."
Saying that, Lan Xue grabbed Xiao Zhan's ear, and Xiao Zhan hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Is it okay if I follow you?"
"Say it, hurry up." Lan Xue let go of Xiao Zhan's ear, and cursed with a smile.
Xiao Zhan imitated the girl's high-pitched voice and said:
"Sister Chang'e, did you see that Lan Xue was so happy to be accompanied by her husband, so you came out of Guanghan Palace to envy the two of us?"
"How about it, do I look like a girl?" Xiao Zhan asked as he hugged Lan Xue.
Lan Xue felt very satisfied being hugged by Princess Xiao Zhan.
Happiness smiled and said, "It's kind of like that."
Xiao Zhan kissed Lan Xue's rosy cheeks, and said:
"Xiaoxue, you let me look at the moon, you know? It's dangerous for a man to look at the moon when the moon is full."
Lan Xue was taken aback by the words, and asked, "Why?"
"Because many criminal psychologists study the time when criminals commit crimes and find that they have one thing in common.
That is, most of them commit crimes when the moon is full, or when the moon is close to full.
Because of the gravity of the moon, certain hormones in the human body surge. "
When he said this, Xiao Zhan hugged Lan Xue again:
"I'm one of them.
Because you let me see the moon, you want me to be responsible for my actions.
I'm about to "crime" now. "
Seeing Xiao Zhan running so fast and happily, Lan Xue really believed what Xiao Zhan said, it might be true.
If the hormones in his body, or the hormones in his body suddenly increase too fast, will he be unable to control himself?
And run wild like a wild horse?
"Xiao Zhan, calm down, calm down, don't do stupid things."
Xiao Zhan's smirk deepened:
"The hormones in the human body are soaring, which is completely out of control, and now we will be home soon.
You're about to enjoy a stormy love affair. "
Lan Xue shouted in fright: "No no no"
On this full moon night, I heard the girl's wailing, and several righteous people were chasing the gangster who was running with the girl in his arms.
Xiao Zhan said while running:
"Look, look, just because you yelled like that, people took me for a flower thief."
Lan Xue felt a little regretful, and said, "Then what should I do?"
"Just go home quickly."
The people chasing behind were exhausted and out of breath, trying their best to chase the gangster.
However, I only saw a figure running away with the girl in his arms, and I couldn't even see the figure in the future.
Lan Xue was terrified by Xiao Zhan's few words.
I don't know what method Xiao Zhan used to treat her when his hormones suddenly increased.
But wait.
What is Xiao Zhan doing?
Xiao Zhan returned home.
With a smile on his face, he opened the closet and took out Lan Xue's favorite creamy white dress.
"After you take a shower, put it on."
"Huh?" Lan Xue was a little surprised.
"Didn't you say that under the influence of the night of the full moon, the crime index of men soared?
You are not insane either. "
Xiao Zhan laughed loudly: "I'm kidding you, you believe it."
Came to the bed again, gently holding Lan Xue's beautiful face:
"My woman, I will be gentle and there will never be such a thing as a so-called full moon night and a surge in hormones."
The next day, the two of them were lying on the bed, enjoying the beautiful moments of the rising morning light sprinkled thinly on the bed.
Beep, beep, a push message came on the phone.
"Last night, some righteous people saw a girl being carried away by gangsters.
Anyone with information please contact the Public Security Department as soon as possible. "
"Hahaha, the girl who was kidnapped is lying next to me.
I am an insider, I want to report, at this time the girl is enjoying the love of her boyfriend. "
Lan Xue turned over all of a sudden, and pressed Xiao Zhan under her body: "Call again, I'll tell you to look good!"
As he said that, Xiao Zhan, who was "attired" when human beings were born, was about to be revealed in the bright sunlight.
Although both of them know what every inch of each other's skin looks like.
Even the characteristics of the body can be said clearly.
But Xiao Zhan is still a little shy to let himself be known to the world like this:
"Don't."
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